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Funny story: The NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over

The NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The NFL has put its cleated foot down and issued a directive that it will not allow any player to be a party animal. The NFL singled out Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Bucs, who is an infamous party animal. Gr…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…

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Funny story: The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

NEW YORK CITY – The directors of the NFL have announced that, due to the on-going Covid-19 pandemic, they have decided to cancel the preseason. The footballs, down markers, and Gatorade containers are being tucked away safely in stadium storage ro…

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Funny story: The World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)

The World’s Richest Man, Jeff Bezos Says He'll Purchase The Washington Redskins (Right Now!)

MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…

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Funny story: The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that there is no need for any alarm at the fact that 72 players are going into quarantine, after testing positive for the Trumpapalooza pandemic virus. Goodell told the news media that the player…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Are In Hot Water as 15 Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Charges Against Team Personnel

The Washington Redskins Are In Hot Water as 15 Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Charges Against Team Personnel

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Noah was the first person to ever utter the cliché, “When it rains, it pours.” And now, Washington Redskins team owner, Daniel “Woe Is Me” Snyder, can say the same thing ten times over. After finally agreeing to change the team’…

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins keeping their name

Miami Dolphins keeping their name

In an immediate response to a story in the news earlier today, it's been confirmed that the Miami Dolphins will not, in fact, be dispensing with the 'Dolphins' part of their name. A spokesman at the franchise said he didn't know how these ridiculo…

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins To Ditch 'Dolphins' After Protest

Miami Dolphins To Ditch 'Dolphins' After Protest

News coming out of the Everglades, this morning, is that the Miami Dolphins are the latest team to come under the spotlight with regard to their name, which, say protestors, undeniably portrays dolphins in a bad light. After the Washington Redskin…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them. The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, s…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…

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Funny story: J.J. Witt of The Houston Texans Says He Will Refuse to Wear The New C-19 NFL Face Shield Helmet

J.J. Witt of The Houston Texans Says He Will Refuse to Wear The New C-19 NFL Face Shield Helmet

HOUSTON – One of the greatest players to ever put on the Texans uniform has balked at wearing the new mandated C-19 Protective Helmet Face Shield. J.J. Witt, who owns several Witt’s End Beer Bars, said that he hates the new helmets, because he is…

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Funny story: UCLA Won't Start 2020 Football Season 0-3 for Third Consecutive Year

UCLA Won't Start 2020 Football Season 0-3 for Third Consecutive Year

Westwood Village, CA. A Spoof SOS - Spoof On Sports. After two consecutive 0-3 starts, which led to two consecutive 4-8 seasons, the UCLA Bruins have found a way to avoid a third consecutive 0-3 start against unheralded non-conference teams. The…

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Funny story: Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Coach Bruce Arians Fears That Most of His Players Will Come Down With the Coronapalooza Virus

TAMPA BAY – Regarding the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic, Bucs coach Bruce Arians has made it very clear that he's no doctor, but he says he doesn’t have to be a firefighter to know that a forest fire is damn hot. Coach A, said that when the Bucs si…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…

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Funny story: NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

The Washington Redskins Owner Agrees To Sign 13 Native-American Players

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…

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Funny story: The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before…

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