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Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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Football Gossip: Pogba Apprenticeship, Sun and Sangria, Gone in 39 Seconds, Not Maureen, Carroll Injury?

Funny story: Football Gossip: Pogba Apprenticeship, Sun and Sangria, Gone in 39 Seconds, Not Maureen, Carroll Injury?

Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan agrees with out of work former manager Jose "Maureen" Mourinho, that £89million buy and World Cup winner, France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is "not the finished deal." Phelan insists that Pogba should s...

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Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Funny story: Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose, the Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, who has been the victim, on several occasions, of racist abuse from fans, has spoken out about his feelings about how racism is perceived, and says he "can't wait to see the back of football".

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Football Gossip: Mike Dean's 100 Red Cards, Celtic Prophylactic, Scotland Women, Togolese Referee Innocent

Funny story: Football Gossip: Mike Dean's 100 Red Cards, Celtic Prophylactic, Scotland Women, Togolese Referee Innocent

It was high fives all round, as referee Mike Dean etched his name into the record books by becoming the first referee to show 100 red cards in the Premier League. Manchester United captain Ashley Young spoke to The Spoof afterwards. "I'm proud to hav...

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Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Sacked

Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Sacked

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, the new Manchester United manager, whose position was only confirmed as permanent on Thursday, was sacked this morning. The Norwegian, 46, becomes the all-time record-breaking shortest-spell-in-charge-of-a-football-club recor...

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Between A Rock And A fun Place

Starting his second stint as the Republic of Ireland's manager, mirthless Mick McCarthy admitted “he hated every minute” of the Republic's win in Gibraltar. His comments will resound with Sunderland and Ipswich fans as they hated every minute of his...

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Success Proves Managing Manchester United Job Is The Easiest In Football

Funny story: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Success Proves Managing Manchester United Job Is The Easiest In Football

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, the interim Manchester United manager who stepped into the vacuum left at the club when Jose Mourinho was sacked, is living proof that the Old Trafford job is the easiest job in football, says an expert. Solskjaer took over t...

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Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Funny story: Tranmere Rovers Fans Pissed At LGBT Spat

Tranmere, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A campaign targeting Merseyside football club Tranmere Rovers is pissed off at daft political correctness after fans’ nicknames were branded LGBT crap. Affectionately known as the Trannies, the Prenton Park, Birken...

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I Don't Make Excuses

Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...

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The BeeKepa

Manchester City's state-sponsored football team won the first trophy of the English footballing season today after beating plucky Chelsea on penalties. The match itself was an example of why players shouldn’t indulge in double fish and chip portions...

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Lack Of Trophies

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino’s commitment to not winning trophies in order to not satisfy his ego is outstanding, as his Tottenham side leapt at the chance to bury their title chances. Pochettino was seen to give a satisfied nod after Bur...

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Doncaster Rovers Totally Outclassed By Cultured Crystal Palace

Funny story: Doncaster Rovers Totally Outclassed By Cultured Crystal Palace

There was a class of cultures in the footballing world yesterday, when Crystal Palace, the big city slickers from the capital, travelled 'upcountry' to meet their counterparts from the Northern wastelands, Doncaster Rovers, in their FA Cup fifth roun...

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Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

Funny story: Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

It's a sad fact that, for many football clubs, attendances are in decline, but nothing had prepared the management of one Championship team for what was in store for them yesterday, when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY turned up to watch Hull City take on Stoke Ci...

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Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

Funny story: Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

After his crisis club's nightmare 2-1 defeat by no-hopers Newcastle United, Pep Guardiola is fighting to save his job as he seeks to get Manchester City's title defence back on track. "Next week will be tough with Arsenal, Everton and Chelsea," he to...

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Where are they now? Forbes Phillipson-Masters, Southampton Footballer

Funny story: Where are they now? Forbes Phillipson-Masters, Southampton Footballer

Actually, that's Forbes Ernest Phillipson-Masters, probably the poshest footballer name ever. Eat your hearts out, Jadons and Jermaines. Phillipson-Masters was born in Bournemouth, and originally signed with Southampton as an apprentice goalkeeper...

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Football Gossip: Derby Female Fans Excited as Cole Signs, Defoe's Cowdenbeath Experience, Beth Mead "Insulted" by Emir of Qatar, Hernandez Love for Argos

Funny story: Football Gossip: Derby Female Fans Excited as Cole Signs, Defoe's Cowdenbeath Experience, Beth Mead "Insulted" by Emir of Qatar, Hernandez Love for Argos

Arsenal forward Beth Mead has withdrawn from England's squad for their training camp in Qatar. The Lionesses will use the camp to prepare for the SheBelieves Cup tournament in the United States, which starts on 27 February, and this summer's Women's...

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Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

Funny story: Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...

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