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Funny story: An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Funny news story) Reports coming out of the Volunteer State say that, due to the scarcity of medical masks, some citizens have resorted to making masks out of women’s underwear. A reporter with the History Channel spoke w…

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Funny story: ‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…

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Funny story: Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

Food Banks State That They Will No Longer Be Giving Out Beer, Cigarettes, or Sushi

LOS ANGELES – Just since the start of COVID-19 thousands of food banks have sprouted up all over the nation, with California leading the way with 809 (at last count). Some food banks, like the one in La Brea, home of the world-famous Tar Pits, are...

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Funny story: A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – With food banks popping up all over the place due to the COVID-19, it was inevitable that one would get held up. The Cheyenne Police Department reported that the First Food Bank of Cheyenne was held up by two individuals that w...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island

Isle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island

Residents of Shanklin, on the Isle of Wight, were in high spirits yesterday after receiving the announcement that the town was to be the location of the island's first official Food Bank. 'It's absolutely marvellous', gushed Betty Bigglesthwaite,7...

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Funny story: Ethiopian stars gather to record UK hunger single

Ethiopian stars gather to record UK hunger single

The cream of the Ethiopian pop world today gathered at a studio in downtown Addis Ababa to record a special single to raise money for the starving in Britain. The song 'Now they know Starvation' shares a tune with the 1984 Band Aid single, 'Do th...

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Funny story: Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

There has been an outcry tonight after an 18 month old giraffe, the product of incest behind zoo bars, was put down with a bolt gun before being chopped up and sent to charity kitchens feeding vagrants and other homeless people. Young Marius had b...

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