BILLINGSGATE POST: Funky Home Meds, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Funky Corporation, announced today that the FDA has approved their savory salve ointment that they claim will make chapped lips a thing of the past. Freida Funk, heir apparent t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Due to the number and content of the letters responding to the story: "Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In The White House," today’s addition will publish excerpts from those letters and the responses to them. ********…
BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who wish to live in a world where a wayward chicken’s motives are not questioned when he crosses a road, they will be disappointed. Foghorn Leghorn, a bombastic rooster with a penchant for mischief, was apprehended by...
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was well past sunset in a somnolent henhouse outside the comfortable home of chicken rancher Slim Everdingle. The clucking of the Rhode Island Reds had long dissipated as the hens were catching a break after pumping out their...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn Leghorn finally had something to crow about. The Red Hen controversy brought back memories of his one night stand with a Rhode Island Red that drove him cockeyed. Foghorn: “I loved her walk. I loved her cluck. She said I was a better (expletive) than Donald Duck.” The Red Hen: “I ain’t gonna take it sitting down. While I’m here hatching white and brown, you’re out...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn J. Leghorn, who just recently was granted "Free-Range" privileges by the "Great Emancipator", was blowing hot after being denied access to the recently designated White House transgender restroom. Foghorn is not your trad...
BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...
BILLINGSGATE POST - SPECIAL EDITION - Due to the number and content of the letters responding to yesterday's article titled "President Obama Diagnosed With Terminal Chicken Lips," BILLINGSGATE POST will dedicate today's article to publishing letters from irate readers and the responses to them: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: Chicken lips, my ass! How can you insinuate that Barack has chicken lips?...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Being diagnosed as having chicken lips could possibly spell disaster for the incumbent president. As Foghorn Leghorn, who also has chicken lips, so eloquently stated to his friends, Barnyard Dawg and Henery the baby chicken hawk,...
This week's installment of Kate Plus Eight entitled "We Named the Pet Rooster Jon" has Kate using every opportunity she can to let her audience know in no uncertain terms that her life is shit because she has the kids and the big house in boring Penn...
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