King Charles has fleas. Camilla has to pluck them out every night before she tucks the King into his royal bunkbed. She has bitten into them, and found them not to her liking. Still, she swallowed. The King says they are not British fleas, tha…
Demand for old mattresses "full of fleas" has soared in recent months in the infamously hipster Dalston district in northeast London. Imported from north Manchester, the increasingly expensive showpiece is now regularly seen on balconies throughout t...
The Queen, Prince Philip, and several other high ranking members of the Royal Family remain trapped in Buckingham Palace today after coming under attack by millions of fleas and mosquitoes in the early hours of this morning. The bloodsucking pests...
The Labour Party is to sponsor a flea circus to try and improve its tarnished image with the British public and desperately cling on to power. Titled 'Far-Out Fred's Insectivous Menagerie of Wonder Sponsored by Labour' the circus is to tour major...
Initially photographed at the first of many revealing appearances on Britney's "Circus of Fleas" concert tour, the smaller than a Bumble Bee micro-performers were seen swarming and jumping from the stripper's fully exposed snatch during her frequent...
Mr and Mrs Smith, two fleas from Walthamstow have told all about their holiday plans for this year. Mr Smith, a small Flea, known locally for his outlandish ideas and plans said: 'Me and the Mrs need a holiday. It is not easy being a flea you kno...
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