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Funny story: Cruz Goes Home to Cuba – Viva Fidel!

Cruz Goes Home to Cuba – Viva Fidel!

Despite it being a communist country, Ted Cruz has bought land in Cuba. A paparazzi photographed Cruz on his knees on his new piece of land, weeping, saying “I’m home, papa, I’m finally home.” Why has Cruz more and more changed his appearance to l…

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Funny story: Sanders and AOC on the Coronavirus: “Capitalism Kills; Socialism Saves.”

Sanders and AOC on the Coronavirus: “Capitalism Kills; Socialism Saves.”

Bernie Sanders is baffled by, and enraged with, what the world is missing about COVID-19: “Isn’t it amazing,” he observed, “that Cuba and Venezuela, both of which I have long admired, have had so few deaths from the virus?” He is proposing that the...

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Funny story: Cuba opens up "Love Hotels" for a quickie!

Cuba opens up "Love Hotels" for a quickie!

Castro ruled Cuba with a strong arm and now he has gone a peculiar, idiosyncratic, institute is being reinstated on the island; Love Hotels better know as Posadas! Cuban, beautiful babes can now spoil their hot men in a comfortable bed instead of...

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Funny story: Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plent...

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Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

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Funny story: Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...

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Funny story: Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rapper Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z, has just announced that he has decided to sell his ownership share in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the hip hop rapper...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...

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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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Funny story: California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone

LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department. According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...

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Funny story: Baseball Manager Changes Tune on Castro … or Does He?

Baseball Manager Changes Tune on Castro … or Does He?

Suspended Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen says his "I love Fidel Castro" remark was misinterpreted because his Spanish is the polar opposite of the Spanish dialect spoken by Cuban American in Miami. "My Venezuelan Spanish is far more elegant...

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Funny story: Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

Ozzie Guillen Manager of The Miami Marlins Apologizes Saying "Beisbol, Cheese My Life"

MIAMI - The ownership of the Miami Marlins giving in to fan pressure from the Cuban-American community has issued a five game suspension to manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen, who spoke on Miami's Channel 123 using subtitles stated that he is very sor...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...

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Funny story: The Adventures of Ozzie and Fidel

The Adventures of Ozzie and Fidel

Ricky Martin now has a big hit on Broadway with Evita, and Ozzie Guillen has another flop in Miami with the Marlins. Yes, the man whose mouth can barely form the right words in English went to Miami this year to manage a team where the franchise h...

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Funny story: Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...

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Funny story: Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...

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