What was once an inane, harmless joke perpetrated on the unpaid writers for the Spoof.com, by it's shadowy editor, has now prompted open warfare over the previously little regarded FEATURED WRITER award that randomly pops up now and again to rando...
Writers for satirical online website theSpoof.com were threatening to pack away their keyboards in disgust last night after the run of popular Spoofer and forum philosopher Fergus McCarthy as Featured Writer came to a premature end. "I'm really an...
Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
Claiming "I won't climb down till I'm done," Irish homesteader Fergus McCarthy has become somewhat of a local folk hero in the sleepy village of Graiguenamagn as he's taken to his roof, and won't come down! "The STUBBORN BASTARD'S been like that...
Visitors to Ireland have always responded to its bewitching romanticism. The Emerald Isle, that mist-wreathed faery kingdom - rich in wild landscapes, home of literary giants like Yeats, Joyce and Beckett, resounding to the heartbreaking lilt of its...
As if there wasn't enough fall out over the revelation that a 19 year old butcher boy was 'grinding' his 59 year old customer amid further claims of monetary impropriety on her part, the other shoe is ready to fall with the announced publication of...
Oh, Fergus! You are the one for me! Well ... one of 'the ones' I do have a few other 'friends' on here, you know You're not THAT special! But Fergus, dear comrade, our post-midnight chats, They meant so much to me Although, all that posting and waiting for responses (sometimes until the next night!) We might as well have picked up the telephone and spoken to each other like most normal hu...
"The Bitters Bordello" It was 2:00 AM Brussels time when I made my way out of the Skoob & Thistle, still waiting for the burn to stop from the Jalapeno cheese burger I had consumed minutes before. I followed McCarthy's instructions down the alley towards the door with the glow of a red neon light washing over hand hewn cobblestone. McCarthy wasn't kidding. The neon tube had been twiste...
The art world has been shocked today as local artist and tenured art Professor Sir Fergus McCarthy announced he has uncovered a long lost masterpiece from TV Master Painter Bob Ross. McCarthy said he has been a life long devotee of Ross, who forge...
Madison, WI/ Special from the Weather Channel/ Disaster Update w/Jim Cantori - On what was supposed to be just another balmy October day in picturesque Madison, Wisconsin, 500 environmental Journalists huddled together as temperatures plunged to 25 d...
Dublin, Ireland/ Modern Art Today/ Bizarre Section - Irish masonry contractor, Fergus "Slump Test" McCarthy, finally received the recogniztion that has long eluded him in Irish Art Circles, winning the prestigious "Golden Trowel" award from the concr...
(MIDLANDS) Police were today conducting a house-to-house search after a man was reported to have eaten a dead dog in a residential street in Birmingham. The man is thought to have been Irish.
'Writer' Jesus Budda has rushed to the defense of the ultra popular TheSpoof.com administrator Mark 'the moustache' Lowton from threats made by other writers on the 'hugely popul...
Portuguese police have today raided the home of the Irish social commentator and satirical news writer Fergus McCarthy, and have arrested him in connection with, what they say is, an "unspeakable crime".
Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...
For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched defeat fr...
Blarney - (ReUterus): Irish parody site bloger Fergus McShergar is being sought by cops today after 'literally hundreds' of wax figurines vanished into thin air from the National Wax Museum near Blarney, County Louse.
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