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Funny story: Powell May Go On Lifting Interest Rates Forever

Powell May Go On Lifting Interest Rates Forever

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell shook up Wall Street this week by announcing his attention to raise interest rates. The Reserve Chair admitted the latest rate hike would lead to job losses and slow the economy, which is already contracting. Powel…

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Funny story: Tether Announces Name Change To ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in Rebranding Effort

Tether Announces Name Change To ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in Rebranding Effort

Tether, Inc – a cryptocurrency stablecoin worth one dollar – will change their name to ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in a rebrand that comes as the company faces a series of accounting crises. Similar to how there is nothing federal about the ‘Federal…

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Funny story: Jerome Powell Says He's Been "Too Busy Printing Money" to Figure Out What's Causing Inflation

Jerome Powell Says He's Been "Too Busy Printing Money" to Figure Out What's Causing Inflation

Washington - President Joe Biden reappointed Jerome Powell to continue his job as head of the Federal Reserve Board on Monday. A small ceremony marked the occasion, however Powell was not present. A spokesman for the Fed Chairman explained to r…

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Funny story: Fed Chief Powell Testifies He Was Told by His Wife that Prices are Going Up, Causing Markets to Drop

Fed Chief Powell Testifies He Was Told by His Wife that Prices are Going Up, Causing Markets to Drop

Washington - The stocks market suffered a huge setback on Thursday after Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, in his monthly report to Congress, shared the news that his wife and kids had told him at dinner one night recently that prices for every…

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Funny story: The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…

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Funny story: Federal Reserve Creating $Trillions Because “2001 and 2008 Worked Out So Well”

Federal Reserve Creating $Trillions Because “2001 and 2008 Worked Out So Well”

Washington - Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen continued to support the creation of trillions of dollars of credit, in excess of the amount needed by the actual economy, creating a boom in prices of stocks, ho…

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Funny story: Trump slaps sanctions on the FED for meddling in his 2020 election prospects.

Trump slaps sanctions on the FED for meddling in his 2020 election prospects.

In an explosive outburst that echoed around the Oval Office and shattered windows in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Mr Trump expressed his passionate dislike for the Federal Reserve. “I’m just #$%@ Fed Up” said POTUS, which triggered the universal Ital...

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Funny story: The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

Sleepy Hallow, Connecticut - Chairman of the Feudal Reserve, Graat “The Shark” White, held a small press conference here today to announce a plan to save on ink used for printing currency. “We only profit from the value of the money we print, b...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve Apologizes to Trump, Nation’s Billionaires for Allowing Savers to Earn Interest

Federal Reserve Apologizes to Trump, Nation’s Billionaires for Allowing Savers to Earn Interest

Washington - After being heavily criticized by President Trump for raising interest rates from zero to just below the inflation rate, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and Fed Open Market Committee members have indicated that they will slow, or...

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Funny story: No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Funny story: Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

New York - A government official, whose private company owes banks and investors over 2.5 billion dollars through 500 private partnerships, broke long standing protocol and criticized the Federal Reserve Board for raising interest rates, rattling bus...

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Funny story: After Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve

After Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve

There's still a year left for Janet Yellen to serve in her term as the current Federal Reserve Chairperson, yet President Trump has already nominated Bernie Madoff to replace her. The early nomination tactic is probably to see what kind of deal he c...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation

Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation

Washington - In testimony before a joint session of Congress, Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen unveiled a new preferred measurement of inflation, developed to further combat the tendency of prices to increase in the U.S. economy. "Historical...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve Keeps Interest Rates Steady After Latest Kanye West News

Federal Reserve Keeps Interest Rates Steady After Latest Kanye West News

Washington - In testimony before the Joint Economic Committee of Congress, Fed Chief Janet Yellen reported that the Federal Reserve Board had voted 8-4 not to raise interest rates, keeping them near zero. "The situation with Kanye West, first suff...

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Funny story: Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...

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Funny story: After years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing

After years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing

Chairperson Yellen of the Federal Reserve has again played it close to the vest. Fearful of raising rates, she said, "Because it could cause an unintended glitch in the economy, I'm passing at this time." "Are you," reporter Wilma Terman asked,...

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