Just like the sneaky bastard he is … Donald “Spank Me, Stormy” Trump has been found dead of an apparent heart attack! Isn’t that just like him to avoid going to court – and not to sue somebody into giving him more money – but in the orange with hi…
San Francisco, California - Our inside source at Goofle, who DOES want to be named, but whom we refuse to name (we just refer to him as Goofy), has revealed a great internal controversy at search headquarters. Nearly everyone the world over relies…
Studies were done at Cornhole University in Iowa that definitively proved fake news stories generate 30% more ad dollars than real world events. Fake stories can be done with more drama and tragedy - and get people in the mood to buy. Especially…
Coming soon to news agencies around the world: fake news to become real and real news made fake. If people make enough fake news, and it is believed by a certain number of people, then it will become real. All conspiracy theories will be right, an…
Fox News will not be covering the live January 6th hearings on Thursday, June 9th, 2022. Why not? ‘Cuz it ain’t news – now mind your own business! Fox News decides what is and what is not news. It says what’s fake, what’s real, what’s Democrat…
President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…
There was trouble brewing on a massive scale this morning, when a series of news conferences around the globe admitted that various governments had been somewhat economical with the truth, and that most of everything they've ever told you has been a…
(NOT EDITED) Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters have been scurrying into smudgy places only they can reach, and have come up with today's news headlines: DEAD OR ALIVE? Trump, has ordered a Funeral Parlor to drag his dead-bod…
Dr. Scott Atlas named “Man of the Year” THE WIRED STREET JOURNAL REPORTER; KR SCHWARTZ November 18th, 2020 White House Coronavirus Task Force MIC (Mountebank-in-Chief) Dr. Scott Atlas has just been named “Man of the Year” by the NFDMA (Natio…
(NOT EDITED) A spy drone buzzing over Jaggedone's secluded German residence, not The Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden, suddenly swooped, and dropped a bombshell wrapped in a vinegar stinking, 1980 Daily Mail, once a conservative spreadsheet, now a load…
(UNEDITED) Under the influence of his best 'amigo', who sits in his oval office claiming on Twitter that everything is 'fake news' unless it flows out of his perverted gob, BOJO, has followed suit claiming an approaching heatwave about to descend on…
The owner of the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, remained tight-lipped today, after it became clear that search engine, Google, had downgraded his site to the somewhat dubious status of 'Untrustworthy fake news', raising doubts as to wh…
A writer on a satirical news website called The Spoof has said that its writers are using names which are obviously not their own. Harold Meaner has been a sometime contributor to the site since 2007, but says that, unlike himself, others are bein…
Judge Richard Jones has banned police in Seattle from using tear gas or pepper spray against protestors. The Seattle Police Department (“SPD”) responded by unveiling a new tactic that quickly dispersed demonstrators. Critics are concerned that poli...
President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...
President Donald Trump announced recently that he is halting funding to the White House Occupant (WHO) while his administration reviews the handling of the coronavirus, accusing the WHO of bungling the response and failing to communicate the disease’...
Facing criticism from multiple observers about his plan to mass-import donkey penises to fight COVID-19, President Donald Trump today addressed the issue at his daily White House press conference. "You know, even you fake news, left wing, nasty so...
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