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Funny story: Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

After being laid off his day job due to a coronavirus-related moratorium on contract renewals, aspiring professional photographer Jimmy Fogg of Nashville, Tennessee, once again found himself unemployed and at loose ends. In other words, he’d come ful...

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Funny story: Nashville Ne'er-Do-Well Consoles Himself that Winning Isn't Everything

Nashville Ne'er-Do-Well Consoles Himself that Winning Isn't Everything

While his intermittent employment, lackluster love life, and standard, sardonic "liivin' the dream" response to any inquiry as to how he's doing have prompted some of his less understanding friends to call him the dreaded "L" word, Max Childers of Na...

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Funny story: Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

A writer of online spoof stories says he hasn't yet given up hope of becoming famous and living the jet-set life of an international spoof superstar playboy. Others say he is wasting his time. Moys Kenwood, who writes endless pieces of pap for...

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Funny story: Where are they now? The Sinclair C5

Where are they now? The Sinclair C5

Ah, a tragic case of surrounding yourself with lickspittles and yes men. Maybe a bit of market research might have been useful but I can just imagine his management team: "Oh, yes, Sir Clive, it's a fantastic idea, one of your best. It will be a magnificent success," before sniggering outside the office while on a fag break. Sir Clive Sinclair became one of the UK's best-known businessmen...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...

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Funny story: Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Steve Harvey on Ms. Universe 2015 Mishap: "I will again host next year's pageant... the Ms. Universe 2016"

Las Vegas NV- "I made a terrible mistake tonight in announcing the wrong winner and runner-up for the Miss Universe pageant. I know how much pride many countries, fans and most importantly, the contestants take in preparing for this night. I hope tha...

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Funny story: Lifetime topper fails blood test, is shattered

Lifetime topper fails blood test, is shattered

Aurangabad: Up until yesterday Kaiwalya Kishore Patel had never failed a test in his life. A topper throughout the twenty-seven years of his existence, today Kaiwalya is a shattered man. Reason: He has failed for the first time in a test - in the blo...

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Funny story: Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

NEW YORK, NY--When Jerry Elmswick dropped out of college in 1996 to start his own travel agency, he faced a rapid barrage of criticism and disapproval from his friends and family. 17 years later, Elmswick can finally stand up and tell all of his doub...

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Funny story: Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...

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Funny story: Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record. "Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah, the world's foremost conduit to the realm of the other side, is disappointed with the results of his Sensational Psychic Experiment in The Sun newspaper. After requesting as many Sun readers as possible to attempt to channel their ps...

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Funny story: The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

The Man Who Fries Guitars Fails At Everything

Tonight, we were contacted by failed chicken frier Elmer Faint Jr who told us that he couldn't for the life of him explain why he kept failing in various activities, unless it was because he has a tendency to deep fry guitars, as opposed to deep fryi...

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Funny story: Chelsea Call In The Receivers Sensation!

Chelsea Call In The Receivers Sensation!

London, West - In an astonishing turn of events here this afternoon, Chelsea Football Club have called in the receivers in a move which will reach far beyond the worlds of sport and football. City analysts report that losses sustained by owner Rom...

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Funny story: Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Cambridge, Mass.- Scientists from Harvard's top team of geneticists have announced the end of a fifteen year, multi-billion project aimed at isolating the gene responsible for failure.

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