A woman was left in disbelief after she woke up to find her garden lawn had disappeared. Mrs. Gladys Hairdye, from Fazakerly, said, "My lad went into the garden this morning, and he said: 'What's happened to the turf?'" An entire lawn's-worth o…
Rio Linda, CA - People have excuses for everything. For years, kids have notoriously used the well-known excuse, "My dog ate my homework", when wanting to excuse why they didn't do their homework. Now, thanks to the IRS scandal, "My hard drive cra...
Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot, or your playing badly Our ace spoof Gazette Sports columnist Dense, has scoured the web, and visited many many golf clubroom bars over the last few weeks, in his dedicated mission to amass a comprehensive list of 'Excuses for Golfers', as printed here. Unfortunately, he is now broke from buying the golfers drinks, and an alcoholic, but...
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