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Funny story: After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…

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Funny story: Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

Boxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…

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Funny story: Evander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear

Evander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear

Former heavyweight boxing champion, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield, has been arrested in Atlanta for not wearing a mask and failure to comply with a police order. According to District Attorney, Paul Howard, Holyfield faces two felony charges pun...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield End 12-Year Feud on The Oprah Winfrey Show

Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield End 12-Year Feud on The Oprah Winfrey Show

CHICAGO - After not speaking to each other for 12 years Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield were brought together by none other than the world's richest woman Oprah Winfrey. The two boxers had last seen each other during their championship bout in La...

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Funny story: Evander Holyfield Wins Unanimous Decision on Comeback

Evander Holyfield Wins Unanimous Decision on Comeback

Former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield won a unanimous ten round decision over opponent Lou Savarese to continue his comeback in boxing. Evander hopes to become heavyweight champ for a record fifth time and to unify all of the various...

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