Football and Tennis Balls all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Gareth Tomlinson, a football from Kettering said 'The kids have been kicking me around for days, and now the Euro's are over, I can just rest in the shed'. Tennis Ba…
A surge of a crippling illness has caused the English PM to call an emergency press conference before he announces his latest insane Covid19 non-restrictions allowing the UK public spread the dreaded virus even further. The crippling illness that…
English heads are breaking today after the headbreak of a penalty shootout, and England had one against Italy. And Italy won. England have always been rubbish at penalties. From traffic wardens to rugby regulations, England have never been able to…
Busker Rodney Whittington, 37 has only been singing football favourite Three Lions for a week. 'It is the feel-good song of the week, that and Sweet Caroline seems to get the crowds singing along. Of course, next week I will be doing obscure Rod S…
EURO 2021 – (Sports Satire) – Reports are that the Coca-Cola Company is very upset with Juventus Football Club forward Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, for taking two bottles of the soft drink and pouring them on a reporter with Russia’s national…
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