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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Denies That She Had an Affair with Former Trump Staff Member Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci

Demi Lovato Denies That She Had an Affair with Former Trump Staff Member Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Demi Lovato is one very upset senorita. It seems that Entertainment Tonight reported that the 28-year-old singer allegedly had an affair with former Trump staffer, Anthony…

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Funny story: Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - First he says he’s running for president. Then he says he’d rather be governor of California because of the short commute. And now Kanye “The Pest” West has just said that he wants to take over Tucker Carlson’s s…

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Funny story: Jerry Bruckheimer Arrested After Shooting Pilot

Jerry Bruckheimer Arrested After Shooting Pilot

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Jerome Leon ("Jerry") Bruckheimer was arrested today after the FBI discovered that he had shot a pilot. FBI agent, Dick Rasch, announced the arrest today at a press conference held today at L'Ermitage, the most expensive hotel in B...

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Funny story: Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

On Sunday afternoon, Kim Kardashian, 32, and Kanye West, rapper and music producer, released new pictures of their newborn son. North, weighing 100 lbs. and blessed with a large derriere and an unusually shaped head, is already being filmed for the...

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Funny story: Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

HOLLYWOOD - Mary Hart wasted no time finding a job after being fired after 29 years as host of Entertainment Tonight. The South Dakota native has signed on to join the cast of the top rated sit-com Two and A Half Men. Hart will portray Inger Sv...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart

HOLLYWOOD - A executive working on Entertainment Tonight explained the real reason that host Mary Hart was fired. There has been widespread speculation that the 55-year-old Hart had gotten into an argument with one of the shows producers who wante...

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Funny story: Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

The 58 year old Entertainment Tonight icon went under the knife this past weekend to surgically enhance the width of her now-famous, never flinching smile. Previously known for her stage-lit, crossed legs at the desk of the 1980's version of "ET", H...

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story: Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.

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Funny story: Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

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