A new island has mysteriously popped up in the Channel between Britain and France. The island is all stone, rising 500 feet, creating a wall around the interior—a sight reminiscent of Lord of the Rings (which was filmed in New Zealand, so think of th…
Having wallowed in the gutter end of UK politics for three decades, Nigel Farage has always been an extreme character. Now he has embraced his lunacy in full, and has publicly admitted to being a Flat Earth believer. "It's obvious," said the torto...
The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...
NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...
BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation. The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy. Berlin p...
An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages. The crazy American who did this was thought...
Media outlets across England, including newspapers and television stations have picked up on a story that a man successfully crossed the English Channel by floating above it with an over-sized bunch of balloons. However, right after the initial landi...
Michael Phelps, Olympic phenomenon, swam the English Channel in 4 hours 17 minutes, did flip turn and returned in 3 hours and 58 minutes. Asked why he didn't stay in France for a visit Phelps replied, "My rental car was parked in Dover".
The French Government, has teamed up with Eurostar to cure their illegal immigrant problem . A new "Sangatte " is to be built, with funding from Eurostar, not at Calais, as first suspected, but in Paris. The location is to allay fears in Britain...
Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...
A record number of people may have ended up wrecked in Cornwall today after as much as £250m worth of superskunk was believed to have been found.
Divers off Fairlight beach on the Sussex coast of England have found Gwent Chesel le which was an old Saxon fishing port washed away in storms during 1250 1252 and 1254.
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