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Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

Funny story: Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

After years of fending off complaints about his self-centeredness, grandiosity and extreme narcissism, Trent Lockwood of Nashville, Tennessee, finally figured out that any emotional shortcoming on his part was due to the fact that, as a young boy, hi...

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Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

Funny story: Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...

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Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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Off your Facebook

Funny story: Off your Facebook

I find it ridiculous to accuse the glorious and magnificent all-powerful Facebook being of manipulating my emotions. I was logged in for an hour this morning and found it very enlightening to rapidly assimilate the Cyrillic alphabet. Must reach Kremlin. If my emotions were manipulated surely I'd be ecstatic that England are out of the World Cup and I'm not. Mainly because they are still in it acco...

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Mother's Day Math: As With Every Other Year, Card and Brunch Do Not Erase Pain of Pregnancy and Childbirth

Funny story: Mother's Day Math: As With Every Other Year, Card and Brunch Do Not Erase Pain of Pregnancy and Childbirth

Kansas City, MO - Despite always on-going efforts to increase the impact of their greeting cards, Hallmark Cards has confirmed that - in the opinions of the thousands of mothers polled each year - none of the cards in their line of Mother's Day cards...

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Dildos Intimidate Gun Club Members

Funny story: Dildos Intimidate Gun Club Members

A sportsman's club in Pennsylvania claims an animal rights group tormented its members with "emotional violence" to protest its using pigeons for target shooting. Philadelphia Gun & Hunting Inc. filed a federal lawsuit against the animal right...

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Large ties boost emotional impact

Seeing someone wearing a big tie makes us feel more emotional, according to researchers at Tarzarus University. Dr Fashun Guru got 10 blokes to wear ties of different sizes. Another 25 volunteers were asked to interact with them. Most people hardl...

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Do people not know you're joking? There's an app for that

Funny story: Do people not know you're joking? There's an app for that

My Way Apps have released an app that is set to take the Frivolous App Market by storm, iWink. "This is fantastic," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "For years I have suffered with people not realising I'm being sarcastic or joking. My cutting w...

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Emoticons become English

Funny story: Emoticons become English

The Oxford English dictionary has made the remarkable step of allowing some so-called emoticons into the dictionary complete with full definitions. Emoticons are the punctuation marks that display emotional responses, such as the traditional smile...

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Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

Funny story: Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...

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Meh wins 'Expression of Nonchalance' award for second year

Funny story: Meh wins 'Expression of Nonchalance' award for second year

In a hard fought battle, the word Meh has just pipped a silent shrug to the title of Expession of Nonchalance 2009. Meh has been a favourite for the title since it easily beat the previous titleholder Whatever in 2007. At the awards held in Londo...

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10 Things I love about The Spoof!

It is not easy finding something original to write for Tthe Spoof each day but it is darn therapeutic venting all these bottled emotions about the stupid things celebs do!...

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Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Funny story: Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Seattle - A Seattle court made a pivotal judgment today that will relieve the citizens of Washington the burden of accountability for their own emotions and actions.

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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