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Funny story: Emmanuel “Jesus” Macron sips champagne

Emmanuel “Jesus” Macron sips champagne

Emmanuel Macron was playing a violent video game and losing. The zombies were just too fast and somehow they were getting smart. Macron thought they had no brains. He was the leader of France – surely he should always win the game against the enemy.

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Funny story: Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

French law has recently been changed, following a change in Canadian law as well. Which states, “Speech is no longer protected by Freedom of Speech, unless ordered by the Great and Holy Leader.” Which means, if the Leader, or anyone he or she…

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Funny story: Emmanuel Macron is an Ugly Smelly Piece of GARBAGE – Sacrebleu!

Emmanuel Macron is an Ugly Smelly Piece of GARBAGE – Sacrebleu!

Emmanuel Macron has a very Christian first name. So he must believe in mercy and love and treating people fairly. But when a 50 year old woman named Valerie called him “garbage” – which translates in French to the worse untranslatable insult in th…

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Funny story: Enjoy the Sights & Sounds & Well-Aged Molotov Cocktails of Paris

Enjoy the Sights & Sounds & Well-Aged Molotov Cocktails of Paris

Welcome to the City of Light, Paris! Enjoy a complimentary Molotov cocktail made from a bottle of Mouton Crouton ’89 – a very good year for a revolution, n’est pas? And over here are some famous landmarks … currently on fire. But the restaurant…

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Funny story: The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…

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Funny story: World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference

Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...

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Funny story: Macron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters

Macron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters

On the heels of an unsavory moment with Mr. Macron, Mr. Trudeau, and Mr. Johnson at the G-7 summit in London, Mr. Trump has angrily denied he will give a closing press conference. Recently, Mr. Macron is on record as having said NATO is “brain de...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

Kiss-a-thon at G-7 could lead to more sanctions and tariffs

The G-7 summit in Biarritz, France, over the weekend has led to increasing tensions in global economics. Particularly in play is a sensational moment involving Melania Trump and Canada’s prime minister, Justin Trudeau. Photographs reveal Ms. Tr...

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Funny story: An Oscar For Donald Trump?

An Oscar For Donald Trump?

What? Isn't Donald Trump getting an Oscar for his presidential performance for the last two years? But he was so lovely to Putin, Kim Jung-un, the oligarchs, Julian Assange, Erdogan, and the Nazis. Trump failed to win the popular vote for a nomina...

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Funny story: Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...

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Funny story: Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Breaking: Discovery of a secret audio listening post in the Trump master bedroom at The White House has brought suspicion Mr. Erdogan, President of Turkey, may be behind the scheme. The FBI is investigating, and The Washington Post’s classic newsh...

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Funny story: President Trump Applies Calming Effect To Macron Row

President Trump Applies Calming Effect To Macron Row

US President, Donald Trump has reacted to comments made by the French president, Emmanuel Macron, over what the Frenchman said were matters of common decency, that Trump lacked. In what - for him - was a measured response, Trump blasted: "Commo...

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Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Funny story: "Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

"Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

It has taken a French master of ze simple philosophical school to come up 'trumps' in Trump's own backgarden and deliver in one slick word what Americans find hard to accept... French philosophy, rather outdated, has arisen from ze ashes to confou...

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Funny story: Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

A million rumors and conspiracy theories are swirling on Twitter about French President Emmanuel Macron and his connection to Occult Magick. Recently, the feds hacked Facebook and circulated a picture of Macron with his hands making the Illuminati si...

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Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.

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