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Funny story: The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Orders That Buckingham Palace Be Lit Up In The Rainbow Colors To Honor Elton John

Queen Elizabeth Orders That Buckingham Palace Be Lit Up In The Rainbow Colors To Honor Elton John

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that her majesty has ordered that Buckingham Palace be lit up in the rainbow color scheme as a tribute to Sir Elton John. Neville Twickenbuck, senior writer for TTFN stated tha…

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Funny story: UK secures trade deal with Nambia

UK secures trade deal with Nambia

Britain's post-Brexit future is looking bright, after trade minister Liz Truss announced a trade deal with the completely non-fictional African nation of Nambia. The deal means that bush meat supplies to the UK will be secure, allowing kebab shops…

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Funny story: Elton John denier cult growing in popularity

Elton John denier cult growing in popularity

In a pub in the Middlesex countryside, an awkward group gathers in secret. I, Sir Geoffroy Cockface, have come along undercover to find out more about these strange people. They are Elton John deniers, and, within fifteen minutes, they have convinced…

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Funny story: Dominic Cummings' Elton John Tribute Band

Dominic Cummings' Elton John Tribute Band

Prime Minister-in-chief, Dominic Cummings, has spent so long on his political career, that his place in an Elton John Tribute band is now under threat. The band's Manager, Moneybags McGee, said: 'Everyone else in the group knows the songs inside a…

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Funny story: Elton John Has Taken Up The Trumpet

Elton John Has Taken Up The Trumpet

Sir Elton John, the Godfather of Glam, the Pontiff of the Piano, and the Royal Blower of the Pink Oboe, has said he has been busy during the current lockdown in respect of the Coronavirus, and has written several new songs employing his new musical l...

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Funny story: Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John Single Out On May 22

Jilted John, the man who ruled the music world with his 1978 hit single, 'Jilted John', through which he relentlessly told listeners "Gordon is a moron", has the song re-released on May 22 - the artist's 61st birthday - with slightly different lyric...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Legendary Drummer Charlie Watts Steals the “Together at Home” Virtual Concert with His Amazing Air Drumming

Rolling Stones Legendary Drummer Charlie Watts Steals the “Together at Home” Virtual Concert with His Amazing Air Drumming

NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga dreamed up the idea for a show for all of the people who are sheltering-in-place, and as a tribute to the millions of health care workers. She had a total of 127 singers and musicians perform on ABC, CBS, NBC, Telemundo,...

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Funny story: Concert to be held inside Elton John

Concert to be held inside Elton John

For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...

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Funny story: Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...

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Funny story: Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Rock legend Reginald Kenneth Dwight has revealed he is no longer 'on the wagon', and is drinking alcohol again as if it were going out of fashion. The star, 73, spoke to reporters in an interview to promote the rock biopic 'Rocketman', and said th...

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Funny story: Man Might Have Fallen Foul Of Mafia Crime Bosses

Man Might Have Fallen Foul Of Mafia Crime Bosses

Keeping one's head down and maintaining a low profile, especially when in a foreign country, is always a good idea, but one man thinks he may have overstepped his boundaries after he received an unexpected gift from an as-yet unknown benefactor. M...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

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Funny story: Elton John is not actually gay

Elton John is not actually gay

For decades, Elton John has prided himself on being one of the most annoyingly obvious homosexuals on Earth. However, his apparent act as a "brown dirt cowboy" is based on a lie. TheSpoof can exclusively reveal that Elton is, in fact, a half-man,...

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Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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Funny story: Elton John announces new musical

Elton John announces new musical

Famous glasses-wearer and singer, Elton John, has written a new musical, which starts this weekend in the West End of London. The musical is called Daniel, and has raised eyebrows over its controversial subject matter, so TheSpoof interviewed Elton e...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin claims to not washing his hands

Ricky Martin claims to not washing his hands

Ricky Martin confessed to never washing his hands since he was nine-years-old when Elton John touched his hands at a concert in New York City. Martin was in the front row at the concert when Elton John stopped playing the piano and stepped off st...

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