In a pub in the Middlesex countryside, an awkward group gathers in secret. I, Sir Geoffroy Cockface, have come along undercover to find out more about these strange people. They are Elton John deniers, and, within fifteen minutes, they have convinced…
Prime Minister-in-chief, Dominic Cummings, has spent so long on his political career, that his place in an Elton John Tribute band is now under threat. The band's Manager, Moneybags McGee, said: 'Everyone else in the group knows the songs inside a…
Sir Elton John, the Godfather of Glam, the Pontiff of the Piano, and the Royal Blower of the Pink Oboe, has said he has been busy during the current lockdown in respect of the Coronavirus, and has written several new songs employing his new musical l...
Jilted John, the man who ruled the music world with his 1978 hit single, 'Jilted John', through which he relentlessly told listeners "Gordon is a moron", has the song re-released on May 22 - the artist's 61st birthday - with slightly different lyric...
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga dreamed up the idea for a show for all of the people who are sheltering-in-place, and as a tribute to the millions of health care workers. She had a total of 127 singers and musicians perform on ABC, CBS, NBC, Telemundo,...
For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...
Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...
Rock legend Reginald Kenneth Dwight has revealed he is no longer 'on the wagon', and is drinking alcohol again as if it were going out of fashion. The star, 73, spoke to reporters in an interview to promote the rock biopic 'Rocketman', and said th...
Keeping one's head down and maintaining a low profile, especially when in a foreign country, is always a good idea, but one man thinks he may have overstepped his boundaries after he received an unexpected gift from an as-yet unknown benefactor. M...
Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...
For decades, Elton John has prided himself on being one of the most annoyingly obvious homosexuals on Earth. However, his apparent act as a "brown dirt cowboy" is based on a lie. TheSpoof can exclusively reveal that Elton is, in fact, a half-man,...
Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...
Famous glasses-wearer and singer, Elton John, has written a new musical, which starts this weekend in the West End of London. The musical is called Daniel, and has raised eyebrows over its controversial subject matter, so TheSpoof interviewed Elton e...
Ricky Martin confessed to never washing his hands since he was nine-years-old when Elton John touched his hands at a concert in New York City. Martin was in the front row at the concert when Elton John stopped playing the piano and stepped off st...
Coin collectors were in the news again earlier today, when an extremely rare 10p coin attracted the attentions of several serious bidders on auction website eBay. Or is it ebay? The coin, which is like MANY other 10p coins - in that, it has that...
Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...
For many people in the mentalist community, being called bonkers or crazy is a part of everyday life. Now a new campaign launched by mentalist support group Deranged and Proud tries to make such insults a thing of the past. Geoff Cuckoo, 47, of Ch...
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