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Funny story: Trump’s Hair Stylist Says That DJT Told Him That He Regrets Not Having Appointed Himself King

Trump’s Hair Stylist Says That DJT Told Him That He Regrets Not Having Appointed Himself King

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s long-time hairstylist Francois "FiFi" Flambeau, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and revealed that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania, confided to him that he really and truly regrets…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…

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Funny story: TV programming revolution coming this fall! NBC making big comeback!

TV programming revolution coming this fall! NBC making big comeback!

Conventional wisdom might say we’re in the post-mortem era for the old TV networks that once ruled TV land. But senior management at NBC is determined to turn things around. After an extensive series of brainstorming sessions, focus groups, the c…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird

Ellen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird

Ellen DeGeneres is now dating an 18-year-old lady with PGOS and she says it's hell on earth. DeGeneres' young bird, Lindsey Boylan, was born with Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome. Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome is a genetic condition tha…

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Funny story: An Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression

An Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression

MONTECITO, California – A member of Ellen’s TV show has stated that the daytime talkshow host has been extremely depressed as of late. The insider says that the 62-year-old DeGeneres is feeling like she is starting to age at a much faster pace tha…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres is Being Investigated For Allegedly Using Counterfeit Boxer Shorts

Ellen DeGeneres is Being Investigated For Allegedly Using Counterfeit Boxer Shorts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Funny Celebrity Story) - The CIA is reporting that it is conducting a full-scale investigation into talk show maven, Ellen DeGeneres. A spokesperson for the three-lettered organization stated that they received reports (includi…

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Funny story: Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

NEW YORK CITY – Alexa, Amazon’s personal virtual assistant, who came into being in 2014, has become tremendously popular, and has now been asked to step it up a notch. Alexa, who has been called everything from a voice interaction goddess to an in...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres and Miley Cyrus To Star In The Motion Picture “Lesbians From Outer Space”

Ellen DeGeneres and Miley Cyrus To Star In The Motion Picture “Lesbians From Outer Space”

HOLLYWOOD – The iNews Agency is reporting that daytime TV host, Ellen DeGeneres, and singer, Miley Cyrus, have both signed on to star in the movie, “Lesbians From Outer Space". The film is a remake of the very popular 1947 film by the same name wh...

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Funny story: Ellen's Shocking Micro-aggressions

Ellen's Shocking Micro-aggressions

Admitting that she lied about using some of the products she shills, Ellen DeGeneres gave a tearful apology to her fans for misleading them. That would be the end of it, if not for researcher Dr. Jett Marquin. Marquin analyzed Ellen's apology fram...

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Funny story: Ad Claiming 'Ellen Lied', Lied! Ace Investigative Reporter Dick Scrotum Exposes the Lie behind the Lie!

Ad Claiming 'Ellen Lied', Lied! Ace Investigative Reporter Dick Scrotum Exposes the Lie behind the Lie!

We've all seen the gif--Ellen DeGeneres glancing guiltily over her shoulder again and again while the headline screams: "Cover Girl Drops Ellen! Ellen feels ashamed she lied to her fans for years. See the secret she hid so well! [arrow]." Now Spo...

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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Caught in Plot to Stone Ellen Degeneres

Westboro Baptist Church Caught in Plot to Stone Ellen Degeneres

Los Angeles, CA The Westboro Baptist Church, known to be haters of homosexuality to the point of desecrating U.S. veteran's funerals, were caught in a plot by police today. In the line forming outside the Ellen DeGeneres Show, dozens of members of...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button. Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, co...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

NEW YORK CITY - It did not take long for the entertainment media to start speculating as to who will be replacing David Letterman when he hangs up his microphone on Late Night With David Letterman. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a wee...

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