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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend, Hints That President Trump’s Name is in Her Little Black Book

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s Girlfriend, Hints That President Trump’s Name is in Her Little Black Book

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has stated that the infamous Ghislaine Maxwell, who allegedly procured girls for Jeffrey Epstein, has commented on the contents of her little black bombshell of a book. Ghislaine reportedly gave…

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Funny story: The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump was asked by a reporter with the iNews Agency, how much his 3-day Walter Reed Hospital stay cost the American taxpayers. He replied that he did not give diddly squat how much it cost, because he h…

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Funny story: President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

ROULETTE RIVER, Nevada – (Satire News) - The president headed west to hold another in his series of Presidential GOP Mask-less Campaign Hate Pep Rallies. He was cheered on by a throng of over 87 people who cheered every word that came out of his m…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reports are that the president recently confided to his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is going to be re-elected one way or another. Conway reportedly replied that she was all ears. He then told he…

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Funny story: Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now. The protesters are saying they want the gover…

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Funny story: Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

CHICAGO – A group of leading presidential historians recently met in the Windy City to discuss #45’s legacy. And, to the man (and woman), they all agreed that it will definitely be nothing to be proud of. For one thing, he will have an asterisk...

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Funny story: The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like two gladiators, one male, one female, Trump and Pelosi love to get it on (battle wise). And Miss Nancy poked POTUS right smack dab in his GOP pee-pee region, saying that he is morbidly obese and he'll never lose weight inge...

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Funny story: Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

CHICAGO – The more that Donald Trump speaks, the more that the Electoral College winner sticks his size 13 shoe in his ever-lying mouth. Three anti-Trump Republican groups are promising to make sure that the Tweet Creep becomes a one-term presiden...

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Funny story: Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don't have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don't have to be a socialist to like Bernie. The Swamp has refil...

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Funny story: Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. The trouble can well be stated in one word that begins wi...

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Funny story: An Oscar For Donald Trump?

An Oscar For Donald Trump?

What? Isn't Donald Trump getting an Oscar for his presidential performance for the last two years? But he was so lovely to Putin, Kim Jung-un, the oligarchs, Julian Assange, Erdogan, and the Nazis. Trump failed to win the popular vote for a nomina...

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Funny story: Never Trump group unleashes suicide-inducing-ballad on President-elect

Never Trump group unleashes suicide-inducing-ballad on President-elect

Despite being confirmed as the next president of the United States, several Americans still despair to see Trump as the next president of the United States. The Never Trump group today sent a flood of e-mails & tweets to the President-elect today...

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Funny story: The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...

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Funny story: Move In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin

Move In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin

There is a movement among electors (of the electoral college) to name Vladimir Putin President of the United States. Colby Bryan is one of them. The elector from Minnesota, said, "Look, Putin has Trump in his pocket. Donald Trump is a kind of Sibe...

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Funny story: Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Washington, DC - A Secret Service Agent was summarily dismissed yesterday after offering Donald J. Trump assistance. The incident occurred while Trump was walking down wet slippery stairs of Air Force One. The agent offered assistance by stating,...

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Funny story: Hillary Is Elected President

Hillary Is Elected President

In a miraculous and purely patriotic act, the Electoral College, a group of officials no one has ever really seen, have decided that it would be in the best interest of the nation and the world, to dissolve their group and allow the majority of voter...

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