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Funny story: Drug Cartels Convert To Growing Toilet Paper

Drug Cartels Convert To Growing Toilet Paper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Chico “El Toker” Guzman, son of El Chapo and titular head of the Sinaloa Cartel, the largest drug cartel in the world, announced today that they would be converting all of their farms and labs to growing toilet paper. El Toker,...

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Funny story: El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'

El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was spotted beaming with pride yesterday, when his four sons fought an hours-long gun battle with Mexican police during the annual 'Take Your Child To Work Day'. The gun battle left 13 people dead and scores injured, in Sin...

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Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Funny story: El Chappo cuts a deal with the Feds

El Chappo cuts a deal with the Feds

Lawyers for Joaquin "El Cappo" Guzman (in a surprise move) are seeking to finalize a plea deal agreement with Federal prosecutors on behalf of Joaquin "El Chappo". After viewing tonight's State of the Union address, El Cappo Guzman admitted to his...

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Funny story: Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Everytown, U.S.A - Coke heads, crack heads, pill freaks and heroin junkies have all banded together in support of freeing their beloved El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord, from prison, by opening a Kick-Starter page. "Our goal is to raise enough mone...

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Funny story: A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

The internationally acclaimed, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amiko Aventurista, has once again demonstrated why he is the world's leading journalist. Yesterday, he conducted the most impressive interview of his career when Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, agreed to a one-on-one non-conditional 60 minute interview. Hundreds of journalists have attempted to interview El Chapo, the world's leading fugitiv...

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