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Funny story: A Christmas Message to the NSA

A Christmas Message to the NSA

Hello, American government organization that is legally violating people’s right to privacy. Do you know when I’m sleeping, do you know when I’m awake? Have I been good or bad, and what is my punishment? A spanking from Mrs. NSA? Oh my! Poor N…

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Funny story: Eddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze

Eddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze

Edward Snowden was given Russian citizenship. Putin is desperate. Putin says: “What is you Americans say? Enemy of my enemy is friend? So Snowden is America’s enemy, so is my friend.” Vlad. First of all, Snowden is hiding for his life in your c…

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Funny story: Putin Smiles like a Vampire

Putin Smiles like a Vampire

So THAT’S why Vlad Putin has been smiling all these years! (He drained Trump of all blood, willpower, and secrets, plus a ton of money and promises!) Donald Trump mentioned Edward Snowden – how did he get classified docs and give them to others, w…

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Funny story: Fascism & Democracy vs. Assange & Snowden

Fascism & Democracy vs. Assange & Snowden

If the USA and Great Britain are wonderful examples of democracy (as they both always tell us) – and that, of course, involves an adherence to free speech, freedom of the press, freedom of this and that, blah blah blah ... ... then why are you att…

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Funny story: Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

Snowden, Assange agree to meet in boxing match

International bad boys Edward Snowden ex-CIA analyst and Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks have agreed to meet in the boxing ring in what is bound to be a very evenly matched contest, featuring two very wily and clever phenoms of the modern world.

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Funny story: NSA Tracks Edward Snowden to Joe Rogan Podcast

NSA Tracks Edward Snowden to Joe Rogan Podcast

Through its targeted surveillance of internet media company YouTube, the National Security Agency was able to track NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, who is currently living in Russia, to the studio of Joe Rogan, comedian and host of popular podcast...

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Funny story: Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Reykjavik, Iceland. Just before WikiLeaks founder and director Julian Assange was taken into custody Thursday by the British government, the WikiLeaks editorial staff in Reykjavik began to record a conference call between the world's three most promi...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

The Kremlin, Moscow. President Vladimir Putin is at it again, ladies and gents. And this time it involves a secret movie project, super hush hush, sealed in absolute hermetism. US President Donald Trump is on a need to know basis only. And so are oth...

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Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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Funny story: Snowden Reveals Secret to Understanding Alien Communications To Earth

Snowden Reveals Secret to Understanding Alien Communications To Earth

US government whistle-blower Edward Snowden believes they're aliens species in the universe. Snowden said, "They're trying to communicate with us. But we just don't understand them. " Snowden has an answer for researchers, scientists and amateur...

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Funny story: New Snowdon Leak Reveals Secret Plot

New Snowdon Leak Reveals Secret Plot

CIA turncoat and American hero Edward Snowden sent a fresh batch of classified files to major news outlets that contain sensitive intelligence about yet another diabolical government conspiracy. The unredacted documents describe the top secret plo...

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Funny story: In Praise of Snowden Haters (Totally Non-Satirical)

In Praise of Snowden Haters (Totally Non-Satirical)

The US have somehow managed to capture the musical talents of Jayden Smith, Siren Smilies, Bob Dylan, and Dustin Bleeper, putting them on display for all the world to provide the emotional response of their choice… Yet, somehow, that unpatriotic bastard Edward Snowden, who maliciously and unforgivably pulled out of his ass all that self-evidently fake and contrived bullshit about NSA "snooping,...

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Funny story: Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Moscow, Russia - Fugitive from justice Edward Snowden has gone public about an audacious plot to round up, sedate and forcibly hospitalize elderly US citizens protesting about the VA fiasco. Documents published in Moscow reveal a resurrected origi...

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Funny story: Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...

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Funny story: New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

The New York Times and Michael Kinsley have won this year's prestigious award honoring journalists in government service. Mr. Kinsley's review of Glenn Greenwald's recently released No Place to Hide, an account of Edward Snowden's role in exposing...

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...

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