HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Eddie Murphy is still hanging around reminding folks that he was once quite a funny fella. But then Father Time caught up with his arrogant ass, and he like so many other comedians fell by the wayward wayside, as they say…
Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
CHICAGO - Bill Cosby was in town to see some old friends and argue with them about how the blacks of today are not like the blacks of the 1950s, or the 1960s, or even of the blacks who participated in The American Civil War [i.e. plantation slaves].
Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Movie goers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the release of a movie in the making regarding the Tiger Woods dilemma. Starring in this blockbuster, comedy will be Eddie Murphy as Tiger Woods and Cameron Diaz as...
Van Helsing has come out of retirement to end Eddie Murphy's reign of terror at the box office. It was revealed this week that Eddie Murphy, humanely "put down" shortly after the release of "Norbit" last year, has been mysteriously reanimated and is…
Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...
Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...
Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy has claimed in an interview, that he has never even heard of Spice Girl Mel B, let alone fathered her child.
Hollywood, California - Just a week after the DNA test Eddie Murphy's took to determine if he was the father of Scary Spice's baby girl, and just after the Spice Girls announced their 11 city reunion tour, Murphy is reportedly accompanying Sc...
Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
Eddie Murphy is getting ready to tell guests "Welcome to Fantasy Island" in a big screen adaptation of the 70's and 80's television series. As in his films "Coming to America" and "The Nutty Professor," the come...
Following the recent outpour calling for Don Imus' job, Rev. Billy Graham called for Eddie Murphy's job, citing the frequent use of anti-white racist language. He also intends to address the jobs of Chris Rock and almost every other African-...
Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.
The anticipated virgin birth of a Komodo dragon lizard at Chester Zoo in England may be a hoax, if accusation currently pointing over across the Atlantic are to be proved. And as if Eddie Murphy has not got enough problems already, in a bizarre turn...
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