(NOT EDITED) In the cobweb world of Spoofer's, insane, eccentric, intricate minds, where satire keeps those who write it, sane, sometimes said Spoofers can implode! This happened recently, in fact, yesterday as a major Spoofer, whose work is renow…
A writer who is, by habit, a well-balanced clear-thinking individual with a wealth of intellect and a big cock, suddenly, and without prior warning, exploded into a state of near-apoplexy yesterday morning whilst commenting on a story he had written…
A superb literary effort by a leading writer on a satirical news website is said to have been responsible for a total upsurge (TU) in reader views, according to one man who wishes he, himself, had had the literary skill necessary to have written it.
A man who is a confirmed habitual masturbator has told friends on social media of a recent incident in which an overzealous tug resulted in an 'unexpected outcome', when a blob of semen spurted out of his Jap's Eye into a corresponding orifice on his…
A chance, off-the-cuff remark from one of its leading contributors has led to one saitirical news website announcing that its editor will, in the future, approve, correct, and publish submissions BEFORE they have even escaped from the tiny minds of t…
The man pictured above is being hunted by police forces all across the fifty-one states of America, and also in the tacky UK seaside resort of Blackpool. He is wanted in connection with numerous criminal misdemeanors, all too heinous to mention, w...
Duncan Whitehead, a 53-year-old author, businessman, and male model from Fort Lauderdale, was shocked and saddened Wednesday after receiving a sub-par rating and review from uber driver Jose Fernandez. The rating out of 5 given to Whitehead was 2, a...
A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...
A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...
Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...
Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...
An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...
TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it. Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...
There was a solemn moment this morning on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com, when well-known penman Monkey Woods, the site's top writer for almost a week now, admitted that his "time was up", and that he would be ready to relinquish his Number...
A former Ulster soldier who forced an emergency landing after trying to throttle an air passenger has been jailed for two months. Duncan Whitehead (43), of Dromcose, Enniskillen, had been drinking during the flight from Washington to Heathrow, wh...
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