Once upon a time, there was a pretty girl named George... George Santos is now doing Bible readings in prison, but dressed in full drag cosmetics, flowing robes, and with a helluva lotta flair. George finally got busted for being a FUCKING LIAR…
A Proud Boy fashion show was held in Kill ‘Em All, Ohio over the weekend, and things could not have been more fabulous! Strutting his stuff down the runway was Hoss Groober wearing the standard bumble bee colors but also sporting a lovely face of…
This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new…
Nashville, TN – Suffice it to say that Governor Bill Lee absolutely hates the high school picture of him circulating the Internet dressed in women’s clothing. When asked whether he dressed in drag in a 1977 yearbook photo, he angrily responded,…
Tennessee has a new Anti Drag Queen law - being signed by a Governor who dressed in Drag when young. Police in East Nutbush a suburb of Nashville - recently started to arrest a 'Woman' for violating the new Law of Imitating a Woman in Public and…
George Santos is the biggest new star in the House of Representatives, but he’s not stopping there. The Congressman is set to star on his own reality competition show, “The George Santos Drag Race.” The show, now airing on MTV, enlists some of t…
Rudy Giuliani and George Santos have finally come out of the closet! They love dressing up as women and say they’re never going back to “playing male”. “I love these colors on me! Am I an Autumn?” Rudy wondered out loud while George was adjusting…
Experts have begun speculating that Donald Trump is trying to escape justice in the USA by any means necessary, and that includes turning himself into a woman. With help from his old friends in Hollywood and his TV show, Trump has become like Supe…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Left Coast are saying that the highly reputable publication, LaLaLand Daily has just named Donald Jonathan Trump 2021’s “Ugliest Woman in America.” Senior reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle sa…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz told Tucker Carlson that he does not know RuPaul, nor has he ever kissed her as TMZ was reporting. Gaetz added that the photo that went out on the national wires of him sitting on RuPaul’s lap at a gay bar…
Vatican - Pope Benedick has stepped down as Pope. According to Vatican sources he is pregnant and has been showing under his robes for about month. Cardinal Jose Sardouchey, who fathered the child, said in a press conference earlier today that he...
A drag Queen is suing prison chiefs in the US for $13million after he was sent to a woman's prison by mistake. The female impersonator said the other women made his life hell once they discovered he was a man. They refused to paint his nails for him...
Historically, only heterosexual Protestant females were ever allowed to become the Queen of England, Britain and the Empire. But after a ruling today made by the 16 Commonwealth countries, gays and Catholics are now allowed. This means that if Kat...
In the past we all loved the drag queens. People like Danny La Rue and Barry Humphries made us laugh, when they dressed as women. Nowadays it seems the trend is reversing. Lily Savage was a successful comedienne, until she put on a suit, collar an...
Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets. The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'. The attack took place...
Colonel Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood. In a speech to his people today he told them he loved them and went over all the great uniforms he's worn while representing them but the time has come for him to fulfil his life-long calling;...
Ron Paul and Rand Paul, the father/son Libertarians who are doing everything they can to take this county in a totally different direction, are having a hard time convincing people of their sincerity with performers like RuPaul still on the scene. Th...
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