A distraught wife is concerned about her husband's mysterious disappearances from their bed at night. She strongly suspects that he is sneaking around and engaging in secretive activities. She reached out to Dr. Billingsgate for advice. If you hav…
Syndicated by over 100 newspapers, this popular feature has not appeared on The Spoof for over a year due to Covid restrictions. Questions that only Dr. Billingsgate would dare to answer are given priority: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: My husband a…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
BILLINGSGATE POST: From time to time, the need for a forum to answer some of life’s intimate questions outweighs all other necessities. It also provides an opportunity for Dr. Billingsgate to utilize the profound knowledge and intellectual bonafide…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job. While admitting that…
BILLINGSGATE POST: All of Dick Tracy’s villains had major character flaws. But it was the physical flaws that separated the men from the boys. B.O. Plenty had it all, but just mostly. Life was good for him. At an early age he distinguished himself…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the pantheon of Dick Tracy villains, there was no greater public enemy than Flyface. His real name was Felixweather Limpp, aka Hank Tight. A lawyer by profession, Flyface was a portly, 42-year old man with a constant grimaced ex…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The most famous dead horse in the world will be joined by Ruth Bader Ginsburg at a museum in Branson, Missouri, where Roy Rogers’ faithful steed Trigger is displayed. Trigger was a horse, of course. Like Ginsburg, who graduated…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Muster the goombahs and hit the mattresses! In the movie, "The Godfather", Michael Corleone went to the mattresses when trying to eradicate his enemies. His pathetic band of sociopathic goombahs gathered together in a rummy apartm…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a carefully scripted declaration, so nuanced that even he could not understand what he was saying, Dr. Billingsgate went one step farther in his war against the proliferation of Commie-Pinko writers who have surreptitiously tak...
A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...
A man who has put a vast number of hours of exhausting investigative work into a project to uncover the real identity of a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has 'cracked the case', and has made his findings known. Edwin Dunce-Hatha,...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal announced today that The ONION, an American satirical digital media company based in Chicago, has acquired its counterpart in Great Britain by going to its shareholders to get the acquisition approved; a ho...
BILLINGSGATE POST: DATELINE GALAPAGOS: The stated goal of the BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE is to lead the World to a better understanding of the nature of liberalism. With this being the target, the eponymously named Chairman of the INSTITUTE, Dr. Billin...
BILLINGSGATE POST: You might have to change your minds about the relevancy of unintended coincidences. But with all of the handwringing attention being given to the Worldwide Coronavirus epidemic, perhaps some linguistic analysis of the semordnilap o...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a diving expedition off the coast of Carthage, a sunken Roman Galley, dating back to the Punic Wars, was found submerged in 60 feet of water. Until now, it was thought that these warships were rowed by galley slaves, either...
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