London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...
Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy? No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr K...
[Press Office, Number 10] The government today denied making a U-turn with regard the investigation of the brutal murder and body dumping of Dr. David Kelly, a nuclear weapons specialist and part-time Santa Claus at Debenhams. Announcing today th...
London - A High Court hearing has seen Daily Smearer hacks defend their rants that the lifestyle 'guru' was shagging PM Blair. A libel judge heard today how Carole Caplin's top-graded security pass to No 10 was withdrawn by police amid concerns sh...
London - (Catheters): Was anti-paranoia medication regularly administered to UN WMD inspectors such as Dr David Kelly in the run up to the Iraq war? "It wasn't the weapons search team that was barking," Royal Freak Hospital Professor of Hallucino...
London - (Anna Chapman News): Murdered in his bath and then 'stufffed inside a large sports bag' is how police have described it. This morning the Pimlico flat of a dead MI6 officier was under tight wraps amid fears of a potential Establishment co...
London - (Cadavers): The clinician in charge of sexing up Dr David Kelly's autopsy findings says it's all been a whitewash. Royal Freak Hospital pathologist Prof Hawley H Crippen told reporters today the ex-KGB turncoat was on a government shit li...
London - (Fishy Tales): A dead letter drop inside the Worshipful Company of Fishmongers' Red Snappa & Papa Ratzi flagship store may have lead to Kelly's outing, intelligence sources have warned. The former UN WMD inspector was under covert su...
Oxfordshire - (Cereal Killer News): The 200ft diameter crop circle sprang up overnight in a barley field abutting Harrowdown Hill. The intricate design features the old USSR logo and the trademark crossed fingers talisman of the Soviet Union's for...
The man who is said to have told the BBC about the 'sexed-up' summary about the situation in Iraq before the War, Dr Kelly, was under the impression that he was killed when, in fact, he committed suicide. Or this is the Official Version. What rea...
In a special broadcast tonight, we have invited Jonathan Evans, Director General of MI5, to respond to increasing pressure from senior doctors, lawyers, pathologists and indeed the general public for a new inquest and a full enquiry to be opened on the 'suicide' of Dr David Kelly along with full disclosure of Dr Kelly's autopsy report (which has never been made public and is not legally allowed to...
London - (WMD Mess): Feckless IRA-fellating tosser Tony Blair is to be honored with the USA's most prestigeous medal for blatant corruption. Terror accomplice Bill Clinton is to personally present him with the Diabolical Liberty Medal in September...
London - (Illuminati Mess): Secret analysis of mobile phone records has thrown up a shocker in the latest unravelling of the Iraq WMD weapons inspector's 2003 mystery death. Apparently Mossad sources had been bugging the MoD scientist's link to lo...
London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080? This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are hopping mad at Lord Hutton...
London - (Gotcha!): "Not as bleedin obvious as finding 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi hanging under Blackfriars Bridge, of course," a Serious Fraud Orifice source said today. "But stumbling on Dr David Kelly's 'suicided' body on Harrowdown Hill must...
Dr Kevin Delly, the man named as the source for the Sun newspaper's article supposedly detailing the findings of the Hutton Inquiry into the death of Dr David Kelly, has been found dead just seven minutes after being exposed. The report by Lord Hu...
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