Actually, that's Forbes Ernest Phillipson-Masters, probably the poshest footballer name ever. Eat your hearts out, Jadons and Jermaines. Phillipson-Masters was born in Bournemouth, and originally signed with Southampton as an apprentice goalkeeper...
The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...
Critics have slammed Downtown Abbey as being a soap in which the characters wear bodices. They say the so called serious drama has been poshed up so that Middle Class viewing figures will increase. "You've got it all wrong", said Julie Anne Fellows,...
London - The majority of married women across the world who are strangely addicted to that show Downtown Abbey, about the old timey rich British people, continue to try to convince their husbands that the show is really called Downton Abbey. Fred...
Back and to the Left News has discovered a new sociology test that has been running on the British public over the last five years. The test, run in conjunction with Ofcom has come to the conclusion that anyone who watches a TV show and then complain...
King John Henry VIII, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, has talked now about moving the franchise to England to play at a new venue. Now that the third season of Downton Abbey is in the can, and most of the cast has been eliminated in a tawdr...
In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
Who would have guessed that the Boston Red Sox and Fenway Park had more soapsuds than Downton Abbey? In fact, part owner Tom Werner had marketing studies done that told him he needed to elevate the sex appeal of his players and change the entire p...
Believe it or not: there are tickets available for the daunting and vaunted Ravens-Patriots match on Sunday for the AFC championship- likely because New Englanders love PBS Masterpiece Classics. Perhaps several thousand tickets flounder at the box...
We have learned what Kevin Garnett said to Carmelo Anthony that Mr. Anthony contends should never be said from one man to another. Melo, as he often is called in terms of endearment, found that Kevin Garnett had many unpleasant nicknames beyond Me...
Living in a large country house in England in 1920 apparently is not much different than living in a large white house in Washington, D.C., in 2013. A fiscal cliff seems to be around the corner for old Downton, where the best offering from a rich...
Many viewers were shocked last Sunday at the appalling and unforeseen downturn that events took at Downton. Firstly, doctor to the knobs Sir Philip was called in as opposed to the family doctor to attend the delivery of the Granthams' first grandc...
The makers of 'Downton Abbey' are to recruit more titled performers in an attempt to stem falling viewing figures and a failure to win more than one of the Emmy awards it was nominated for. Dame Maggie Smith did win Best Supporting Actress but non ti...
Sebastien Coe, Olympics organiser, has decided that the success of the ITV series Downton Abbey should influence the programme for the Olympic Games next year. Several people seeking to be butlers have been practising 'Yes me Lord' constantly in a...
"Oy! Carson! Where's me fry up you lazy bastard!" Called the Earl of Grantham, from his bedroom. "Your going to the dogs!and I dont mean Battersea you mug!". Lady Grantham, put down her newspaper and looked at her husband. "Do you have to spek in such a minner to der stiff? Wee dunt you jiz rung der bill?" Lord Grantham giggled, "Put your teeth in Maude, you sound like a fukin Russian on cra...
So, once again, the flower of British manhood marches off to teach the Kaiser a lesson. For the umpteenth time in TV history the world will never be the same again, as those who used to know their place will emerge from the Great War demanding their voice in society. Despatches from the front will be greeted with joy and despair while those left at home will pray desperately for the safety o...
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