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Funny story: House Of Trump Is Being Ditched

House Of Trump Is Being Ditched

Like rotten fruit, the house of Trump is full of fruit flies like William Barr, Mike Flynn, Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, Jared, the wife, the blah, and the blah. The whole bucket is being ditched to the side of the road. Republicans are going to du…

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Funny story: Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

Roger Stone Has Just Become The Luckiest Man in America Thanks To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who many say knows dozens of sneaky, underhanded things that President Trump has done will not be going to prison, after all. In yet another presidential pardon, King Donald the 1st, has just given Roger Stone a 'get out…

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Funny story: Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway has just signed a multi-million dollar deal, for a tell-all-book on President Trump. The tentative title is "Donald J. Trump Bounced Me On His Knee Way Too Many Times". Claudia has…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that all Democrats are loving, and about which most Republicans are saying WTF, the highest court in the land has thumbed their noses up at Trump. The Trumpster is fit to be tied, and has already worked overtime tweeti…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…

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Funny story: Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…

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Funny story: Writer Writes Humorless Story Of No Importance

Writer Writes Humorless Story Of No Importance

A man who claims to be "exasperated beyond belief", and to have had about as much as he can take, has said he's written a pointless, meaningless, and, most importantly, humorless story on the satirical news website, The Spoof. Citing what he says…

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Funny story: Scott Baio Has Just Been Elected President of The White Lives Matter Organization

Scott Baio Has Just Been Elected President of The White Lives Matter Organization

WATERLOO, Iowa – The Black Lives Matter, spun off The Red Lives Matter, which spun off The Pink Lives Matter, which has now spun off The White Lives Matter. The newly-formed WLM met in the middle of the country, Waterloo, Iowa, and elected officer…

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old

Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old

NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the George and Kellyanne Conway household, state that Kellyanne is totally stressed out over her daughter’s verbal attacks on POTUS. Claudia Conway, stated that the "Pied Piper of the Potomac" has about…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Really Hates Schools

Donald Trump Really Hates Schools

Donald Trump must hate schools. He had his big sister do his homework, apparently because he was unable to do his homework. Teachers must have noticed the different handwriting and after school time for Trump. The whole class must have known he was a…

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Funny story: Trump suggests golf game to decide election

Trump suggests golf game to decide election

President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…

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Funny story: The Rise And Fall Of President Trump

The Rise And Fall Of President Trump

It's been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during a routine inspection earlier today. The President was helped up the wall by means of a ladder…

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Funny story: Spit-a-Long-a-Don

Spit-a-Long-a-Don

In his desperate quest to convince Americans of the utterly benign effects of Covid-19, President Donald Trump will be spitting on his audience at the next rally of Republicans, and will invite them to spit on each other as evidence of the total harm…

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Funny story: Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…

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