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Funny story: Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President

Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President

In news from Washington, it's been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…

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Funny story: Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

After Mr. Biden's fall on the steps of Air Force One yesterday, a panel of advisors has come forward to offer guidance. Mr. Biden's first weeks in office have not all been rosy, despite ratings at 52% according to Main Stream News polling. Even…

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Funny story: Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Former President Donald Trump unexpectedly expressed his support for the beleaguered New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, and urged his followers to do likewise. In a long, disjointed rant, Trump made the following observations: “He [Cuomo] didn’t do…

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…

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Funny story: White House cleaners pleased with new president

White House cleaners pleased with new president

In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…

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Funny story: We Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is

We Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is

Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough for all to see, as they sat around a huge tab…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Persevere With Insults

Donald Trump To Persevere With Insults

Ousted president, Donald Trump, was down in Miami to call on several old girlfriends and business associates, when journalists stopped him to ask him what he thought about Ted Cruz going to Cancun during the weather crisis. Trump simply smiled, an…

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Funny story: Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Washington, D.C.- After a stirring and emotionally short speech on Monday, acknowledging half-a-million U.S. Covid-19 deaths, President Biden then ordered a more drastic step, signing into law what officials are calling, The Flagpole Act. After co…

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Funny story: Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of the author’s readers might recall stories where he has written about Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner. Now, with some license requested, the reader will be transformed into an imaginary world, where they will be made witne…

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Funny story: White Supremacist Or White Trash?

White Supremacist Or White Trash?

Sometimes it is real hard to tell the difference......... The seated gentleman would just be someone's dear grandfather resting after a hard day of rioting in the nation's capital. Or he could be a looney tune who thinks he's really cool by tr…

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Funny story: Trump: "I Am Not A Quitter!"

Trump: "I Am Not A Quitter!"

Donald Trump emerged victorious from his second impeachment trial on Sunday, happy with his exoneration, but told the world's media that he was angry about the choice of wording used after the result. Trump, 74, told attendant journalists: "I…

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Funny story: All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen, who knows everything about everyone, said that he recently interviewed the three members of the Russian heavy metal rock band, Pussy Riot. Andy talked to the band while eating dinner at Bost…

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Funny story: Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the rumor that President Biden and Donald Trump were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night, with their arms around each other…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Admits That Donald Trump Borrowed $27.7 Million From Russian President Vladimir Putin

Rudy Giuliani Admits That Donald Trump Borrowed $27.7 Million From Russian President Vladimir Putin

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Trump’s ex-lawyer and now ex-friend, has informed the news media that the disgraced president borrowed $27.7 million from the Russian president. Giuliani is facing up to 41 years in prison for countless charges, ranging…

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Funny story: Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Miami Citrus Chronicle is reporting that Donald Trump was abducted by space aliens as he shot out of a sand trap on the 9th hole of a golf course just outside of Mar-a-Lago. It said that, since leaving the White Ho…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…

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