Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire US of A. Trump is more hated than Bernie Madoff, Charles Manson, O.J. Simpson, Greg Gutfeld, Ann Coulter, Bill Cosby, and Benedic…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
The biggest ice cream maker in the world, Ben and Jerry, has just announced that due to dismal sales, they are discontinuing their Trump Banana Bigot Ice Cream. A spokeperson for the creamery stated that only 29 pints were sold in the entire Unite…
The twice impeached, twice indicted, accused rapist is too busy running for President of the United States to have to stand trial at this point in time. So his lawyers asked the Donald Trump-appointed judge to delay his trial until after the 2024 ele…
Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…
Writing that Donald Trump said he was Robert Redford in a fat suit was an example of satire. Alternatively, it was a joke. However, Donald Trump still has an issue with the truth. George Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie." It remains his epit…
The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…
Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…
The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…
Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…
Former White House resident, twice impeached, twice indicted, accused sex offender, announced on his social media platform (whatever it’s called) that he is really Robert Redford in disguise, and if you vote for him, and get him back into the White H…
Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run. 96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather s…
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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