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Funny story: Trump To Visit Russian Troops

Trump To Visit Russian Troops

To show his support for Russian pal Vladimir Putin, former White House resident and looser of the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced plans to visit the Russian troops. The troops attempted to advance into Ukraine after being unceremon…

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Funny story: Colin Kaepernick Tells ESPN-5 That He's Back - And Trump Is Still Gone!

Colin Kaepernick Tells ESPN-5 That He's Back - And Trump Is Still Gone!

DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - Colin Kaepernick flew into MoTown to meet with Detroit Lions owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, who signed the former San Francisco 49ers great quarterback to a very lucrative contract. Ms. Ford Hamp, asked Colin how his…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Trump Is A Fucking Liar For Saying He's Seen Her In The Nude Six Times

Monica Lewinsky Says Trump Is A Fucking Liar For Saying He's Seen Her In The Nude Six Times

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - President Bill Clinton's former aide, Monica Lewinsky, is reportedly very angry at the fact that the Trumptard, recently told his alleged boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he had intimate relations with Monica "Lips of Love" L…

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Funny story: Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob boss in the White House? No, not Joe Biden, but the loser Biden booted out of the White House: Donald Trump. Trump, who is attempting to emulate pal Vladimir Putin (a guy getting his nuts squashed by a hammer called Ukraine), is back to his lock…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized

Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Trumptard's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just remarked that his long time friend, patient, and yarn spinner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is going to have his tongue circumsized. Dr. Fu Fi, who has tried a…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to Trump, President Biden is not the least bit shy. He recently stated to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk, that the Trumptard is going downhill faster than an NBA basketball. POTUS noted…

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Funny story: A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - World Wrestling Federation wrestler Mona Nectarview, who wrestles under the name "The Krazy Krusher," has just made an offer to the Trumptard. Mona, who has been wrestling professionally ever since she was 14-year…

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Funny story: Two Lesbionic Pole Dancers Claim They Had a Menage-a-Trois With The Trumptard

Two Lesbionic Pole Dancers Claim They Had a Menage-a-Trois With The Trumptard

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - A pair of pole dancers, who admit to being lesbians, have just revealed that back on Valentines Day in 2015, they had a sexualized threesome with none other than the pussy grabber himself, Donaldo Jonathan Erasm…

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Funny story: Trump Forcibly Hugs and Kisses A Girl - Who Smartly Recorded The Perv

Trump Forcibly Hugs and Kisses A Girl - Who Smartly Recorded The Perv

KISSIMMEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The Trumptard, who is considered to be an even bigger racist that the poster boy for racism (Hitler), has once again found himself in some deep do-do, as they say on the out-yonder farms of Kansas. Donald Jonat…

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Funny story: How Can White Guys Ignore Subpoenas?

How Can White Guys Ignore Subpoenas?

Trump and his gang are ignoring subpoenas. All familiar names like Trump’s chief of staff Mark Meadows, pal Steve Bannon, Jim Jordan, attorney John Eastman, and a talker called Dan Scavino. Who is Dan Scavino? It was amazing that Ivanka Trump agr…

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Funny story: An Amish Woman Is Now Claiming That Trump Had Intimate Relations With Her In Her Buggy

An Amish Woman Is Now Claiming That Trump Had Intimate Relations With Her In Her Buggy

AMISH BUTTER, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A Pennsylvania woman has come forward to say that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had intimate relations with her as they were parked in her Amish buggy. The woman, who would not give her name, told Alpha…

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Funny story: The US Government Annouces That Donald Trump Must Pay a $40 Million Fine

The US Government Annouces That Donald Trump Must Pay a $40 Million Fine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of fairness prevailing, the United States government has just announced that the former "Golfer-In-Chief" (i.e. the Trumptard) must pay a $40 million fine. The fine is for one Donald Jonatha…

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Funny story: A Disheveled and Disoriented Donald Trump Is Apprehended As He Is Walking Around In Downtown Palm Beach At 3 AM Shirtless and In His Spiderwoman Boxer Shorts

A Disheveled and Disoriented Donald Trump Is Apprehended As He Is Walking Around In Downtown Palm Beach At 3 AM Shirtless and In His Spiderwoman Boxer Shorts

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Two Palm Beach police officers took Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump into custody after he was seen walking around semi-naked at 3 AM in downtown Palm Beach. Police officer Nick R. Waferwater (PBPD Badge Number 7…

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Funny story: I DIDN’T storm out of Piers Morgan interview – I stormed IN and Piers Morgan reversed the video to make it look like I stormed OUT – so fake (by guest editor D. Trump)

I DIDN’T storm out of Piers Morgan interview – I stormed IN and Piers Morgan reversed the video to make it look like I stormed OUT – so fake (by guest editor D. Trump)

That complete loser Piers Morgan faked the interview. He faked me leaving. He edited the tape. So fake. What a loser. He got Hillary Clinton to do it. She’s a liar. Lock her up. In fact, I was never even at the interview. I was at Mar-a-lago the whol…

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Funny story: Trump Loses His Lawsuit Against Former Aide Omarosa Manigault And He Is Fit-To-Be-Tied!

Trump Loses His Lawsuit Against Former Aide Omarosa Manigault And He Is Fit-To-Be-Tied!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is a perfect example of the age old saying, be careful what you say because it will one day come back to bite you in your ass. According to reporter Tapioca Swizzle, with Vox Populi, three years ago the…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Will Smith And Thanks Him For Taking The Heat Off Of Him

Donald Trump Calls Will Smith And Thanks Him For Taking The Heat Off Of Him

SQUAW BOSOM, Florida - (Satire News) - The former "Golfer-in-Chief," Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was in the tiny town of Squaw Bosom, getting an estimate on having some of his hundreds of facial wrinkles removed from his ugly, orange mug. He wa…

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