Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse. It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions. This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...
Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...
President Obama today fired Julia Peterson, head of the beleaguered Secret Service. Her strange testimony yesterday before congressional lawmakers was, no doubt, one of the reasons. When Chairman Issa asked her to explain why a deranged man carry...
Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...
ST. MICHAELS, Maryland - Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recently stated that he has no plans of retiring. The 81-year-old who served on President George W. Bush's cabinet says that he is the lead guitar player and lead singer for a ba...
Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
Washington--Donald Rumsfeld went to Twitter to tell the world that his dogs won't be peeing on the New York Times anymore, now that he canceled his subscription to the liberal rag. "I can't believe a pundit would say something controversial, it j...
DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...
It came as a shock to the media and the rest of the world. Shortly after George W. Bush was elected president in 2000 there were plans made to invade and occupy the UK! Rumsfeld, the newly appointed Secretary of Defense recounts his meeting with Bush a day after the inauguration. "He called me into the Oval Office and said, "Rummy, we gotta go to war!" "OK Mr. President," said Rumsfeld, "Who...
Former Secretary of State, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to shatting on the floors of certain places all over the United States in his new book, "Known and Unknown: A Memoir". "I've been doing it for the past 20-25 years", stated the "tough" man o...
TULSA - Lady Gaga was backstage at The Sooner or Later Arena after just having performed a three hour show in front of a sold out crowd of 21,003. She was eating an Oklahoma Barbecue Burger and drinking it down with a pitcher of Pabst's Blue Ribbo...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - The former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was in Raleigh speaking before a gathering of The Tobacco Is Still King Federation. He was asked how he has been doing since leaving pubic office in 2006. He smiled and said...
Former Bush Secretary Of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, who was at the Grammy Show recently and saw the Michael Jackson tribute, says that he wished that troubled man had called on him for support during all those battles he has been through by the press.
Former First US Grand Inquisitor, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to his involvement in approving and encouraging the use of torture on POW's. Like many shameless criminals, Rummie has hired a team of psychiatrist to say thst he suffers from TOT, Toler...
It has been revealed that former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is actually the legendary Rock & Roll singer Buddy Holly. Holly who was thought by millions to have been killed in a plane crash in 1959 miraculously survived but was too tr...
District of Columbia (Scars and Tripes) - It began quietly enough last week when the Dalai Lama was presented the prestigious Congressional Gold Medal for his many years of selfless work with Tibetan llamas.
Former White House loon Donald Rumsfeld has admitted to trying to crush "Jerry Maguire" actress Rene Zellweger, between a bookcase and wall.
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