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Funny story: The disgraced Don Lemon's new book is titled, "I just got too damn arrogant and I believed that I was the Michael Jordan of the news world"

The disgraced Don Lemon's new book is titled, "I just got too damn arrogant and I believed that I was the Michael Jordan of the news world"

There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Louisiana native Don "Lemonhead" Lemon, just got a little too big for his effen britches, as they say down in the swamps and bayous of mosquito-riddled Louisiana. (Well, they probably don't, but don't worry.

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Funny story: Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

Former Fox News Host Tucker Carlson and Former CNN News Host Don Lemon Both Apply For Unemployment Benefits

MANHATTAN - (Spoof Satire) - In the department of "You Just Got Too Damn Big For Your Britches," two of the biggest names in TV news were given the boot in a blaze of glory. Tucker Carlson, known to his fans as "The Swamp Monster," and Don Lemon,…

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Funny story: Don’t Let Your Baby Bellies Lose That Lemony Shine, Ladies

Don’t Let Your Baby Bellies Lose That Lemony Shine, Ladies

Don Lemon wants a woman to be in her prime for when he knocks her up. “If she can bleed, she can breed,” said a guy named Larry Lemon, not related to Don. “A woman is only important if’n she can give good babies … if she too old fer that, then sh…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Reveals The Reason Why She Suddenly Dropped Out of "Dancing With The Stars"

Melania Trump Reveals The Reason Why She Suddenly Dropped Out of "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Melania Trump was reportedly thrilled that she was going to get to appear on this season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” She had even told her most favorite daughter-in-law, Tiffany Trump, that she was so excited about gett…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…

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Funny story: Biden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps

Biden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps

BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Bien has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps when he takes office. Biden quoted Han Fei Tzu, a revered Chinese Minister of State and man of letters who…

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Funny story: Lil Wayne May Be Headed To The Big House

Lil Wayne May Be Headed To The Big House

NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, rapper Lil Wayne could very well be headed to prison, or the ‘Big House’ as rappers, hip-hoppers, and Broadway dancers refer to federal prisons. The lil rapper, who is 4-foot-9, and looks a litt…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Says Her Ass Belongs In Politics

Ivanka Trump Says Her Ass Belongs In Politics

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors News has just informed the public that Trump’s number one adviser, daughter, and woman who is getting a big pay check from American taxpayers for virtually not doing a damn thing, wants to enter politics. Vo…

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Funny story: The Brooklyn Bridger-Times is Reporting That The Trump Horror Movie is Finally Over, So Please Roll The Credits

The Brooklyn Bridger-Times is Reporting That The Trump Horror Movie is Finally Over, So Please Roll The Credits

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – America has spoken and voted to oust the meanest leader in the history of mankind including Hitler, Hirohito, and Mussolini. The Brooklyn Bridger-Times wrote that the X-rated Trump horror movie is finally over, and now t…

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Funny story: Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does

Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does

NEW YORK CITY – CNN host Don “Rainbow” Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…

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Funny story: What The Hell Was CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Thinking?

What The Hell Was CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Thinking?

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York World Register and hundreds of other news publications are all asking the head-shaking question, “What in the world was Jeffrey Toobin thinking?” Toobin, who was a well-respected writer for the New York…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CNN says that former television news show host Megyn Kelly is trying extremely hard to become relevant again, but she is falling flat on her frumpy, frowning face. Kelly, who once said that the tooth fairy was gay,…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

CALABASAS, California - (Celebrity Satire) – Afro Sheen Magazine has revealed that the princess of the Kardashian Clan, Kim Kardashian, has had it with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Mr. Kim Kardashian, aka Kanye West. Kim said that she, her mother, a…

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Funny story: Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

Millions of Americans Are Shocked at President Trump's Supreme Court Pick - Amy Barrett

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that after going through 672 possible choices to fill the Supreme Court seat, Trump has finally decided on Amy Conehead Barrett. Barrett, who is 48, but looks 53, is a mother of 13 chil…

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Funny story: The Democratic National Convention Kicks off with The Sexy, Sultry Eva Longoria as The Moderator

The Democratic National Convention Kicks off with The Sexy, Sultry Eva Longoria as The Moderator

MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - The Democratic National Convention easily had the highest television ratings of the night, beating out “The Friends Reunion”, “The M*A*S*H Reunion”, and “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania” season premier. The…

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Funny story: Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden

Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is furious at a report by CNN’s Don Lemon, that stated that Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is going to be voting for Joe Biden. Melania reportedly said that she considered who…

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