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Funny story: Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Black Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o...

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Funny story: Anti-boxing man held for domestic violence

Anti-boxing man held for domestic violence

A 45-year-old man who regularly speaks out against the sport of professional boxing, was last night arrested at his home and charged with assaulting his wife. Neighbours raised the alarm when a heated argument between the couple developed into v...

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Funny story: Whitechapel woman battered husband with TV stand to 'limber up' for Black Friday

Whitechapel woman battered husband with TV stand to 'limber up' for Black Friday

A 23-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London told a court that she beat her husband with a television stand to get some practice for the hurly-burly, Black Friday melee in 11 days time. Tracy Dell of Vallance Road, fractured the skull of he...

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Funny story: Boycott Boycott

Boycott Boycott

Certified woman beater, Geoffrey Boycott, has said he “doesn’t give a shit” about the critics of his knighthood. Geoffrey said: "You knock one silly broad around in one lousy hotel, and you’re branded for life! It was only a couple of slaps, a qui...

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Funny story: Montana Woman Really Asking for It

Montana Woman Really Asking for It

Constantly falling-down drunk, reeking of cigarette smoke, and just generally meaner than dirt, Wanda Grayson of Billings, Montana, has really been asking for it, reported her husband, Jonah. "She's ugly, too," said Jonah - earning him a smack acr...

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Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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Funny story: Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Domestic appliance violence is a serious problem which is often not discussed, claims a new campaign attempting to reduce it. Discontinue Violence on Domestic Appliances (DVDA) has been launched in the UK in an attempt to raise awareness of the issue...

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Funny story: Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Ted Peters, the school counselor at Saint Zeke's Elementary School near Squaresville, Missouri had a hunch that something was amiss. The school board administration warned faculty and staff members to be on high alert for suspicious-looking students...

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Funny story: Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...

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Funny story: Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has given an impassioned defense of football at a Dallas news conference. In his opening statement he said that the NFL had more than 200 unique million viewers last season. "Hundreds of thousands of them were po...

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Funny story: Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Local resident Dan Mead, 43, was injured Saturday evening when he was struck in the forehead by a cast iron frying pan that had been thrown by his girlfriend. Mr. Mead drove himself to an emergency room and required 11 stitches for the injury. His...

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Funny story: Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown is the luckiest man in the world not only can he punch people with almost no consequence but the motherfucker can brag about it via a tattoo. The news that gives violent lovers everywhere hope, is about to break. Rihanna is about to a...

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Funny story: Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

As another "Super" day of Presidential primaries comes and goes, the behemoth that is the Romney campaign continues to crush everything in it's path like Adele in line at Ponderosa. With an increasing number of delegates finally admitting to thems...

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Funny story: Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

A Hetton Le Hole woman has gone into hiding following a ferocious assault on her person by her own husband. Who reportedly smashed her in the face really hard with a shovel. A Family Liaison Officer was despatched to the scene, where the man was a...

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Funny story: Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Interstellar Tortoise lager, long known as the 'Wife Beater', has begun a promotion to big up pregnancy. As opposed to the drinks firm Diego, who are extolling the dangers of drink during pregnancy, Stella are going for the 'alternative' view.

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Funny story: Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Coventry, the UK city that was remorselessly and relentlessly bombed by Adolf Hitler's Luftwaffe during the Second World War, now has a huge housing problem due to the fact that, in recent years, so many people have been sent there after arguments.

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