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Hatch Hatches Plan

Funny story: Hatch Hatches Plan

Senior Utah Republican Senator Orrin Hatch spoke to NBC News correspondent Frank Thorp Wednesday, saying he would prefer for FBI confirmed domestic abusing White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter not to resign, but instead to just “work his way throug...

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Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Funny story: Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Domestic appliance violence is a serious problem which is often not discussed, claims a new campaign attempting to reduce it. Discontinue Violence on Domestic Appliances (DVDA) has been launched in the UK in an attempt to raise awareness of the issue...

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Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Funny story: Son's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty

Ted Peters, the school counselor at Saint Zeke's Elementary School near Squaresville, Missouri had a hunch that something was amiss. The school board administration warned faculty and staff members to be on high alert for suspicious-looking students...

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Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...

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Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Funny story: Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has given an impassioned defense of football at a Dallas news conference. In his opening statement he said that the NFL had more than 200 unique million viewers last season. "Hundreds of thousands of them were po...

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Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Funny story: Area Man Injured By Frying Pan When He Didn't Duck Quickly Enough

Local resident Dan Mead, 43, was injured Saturday evening when he was struck in the forehead by a cast iron frying pan that had been thrown by his girlfriend. Mr. Mead drove himself to an emergency room and required 11 stitches for the injury. His...

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Rihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine

HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...

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Chris Brown Punches! (the air in delight)

Chris Brown is the luckiest man in the world not only can he punch people with almost no consequence but the motherfucker can brag about it via a tattoo. The news that gives violent lovers everywhere hope, is about to break. Rihanna is about to a...

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Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

Funny story: Romney Surges in Polls Despite Lack of Support From Everyone in America

As another "Super" day of Presidential primaries comes and goes, the behemoth that is the Romney campaign continues to crush everything in it's path like Adele in line at Ponderosa. With an increasing number of delegates finally admitting to thems...

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Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

Funny story: Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

A Hetton Le Hole woman has gone into hiding following a ferocious assault on her person by her own husband. Who reportedly smashed her in the face really hard with a shovel. A Family Liaison Officer was despatched to the scene, where the man was a...

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Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Funny story: Drinks firm funds pregnancy move

Interstellar Tortoise lager, long known as the 'Wife Beater', has begun a promotion to big up pregnancy. As opposed to the drinks firm Diego, who are extolling the dangers of drink during pregnancy, Stella are going for the 'alternative' view.

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Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Funny story: Coventry Housing Problem Sparked By 'Silent Treatment'

Coventry, the UK city that was remorselessly and relentlessly bombed by Adolf Hitler's Luftwaffe during the Second World War, now has a huge housing problem due to the fact that, in recent years, so many people have been sent there after arguments.

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Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Funny story: Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...

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Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

Funny story: Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

A recently published study has revealed that four in ten domestic violence victims are men. Professor Basil Belter of the Family and Social Studies faculty at the University of Peckham says the findings are shocking. "Gone are the days when domest...

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Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

Funny story: Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

The Daily Scum can reveal Richard Madefortv regularly beats his screen wife Judy with a string of sausages. The obnoxious despot also throws their baby out of the window at regular intervals. TV medical mad-man, Dr Harold Shipmam says "Richard is...

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New Indian Law Allows Burning Of Husbands

Funny story: New Indian Law Allows Burning Of Husbands

A new Bollywood film which depicts scenes of domestic ultraviolence and domestic abuse, has inspired a change in Indian law regarding marital disputes and their resolution.

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