DETROIT - (Satire News) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just issued a report that the Detroit Lions of the NFL, after over nine decades, have decided to change the colors of their uniforms. Team owner, Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, spoke with Zorro La…
DETROIT - (Satire News) - In late-breaking sports news, The Detroit Daily Divulger newspaper is reporting that the major owner of the Detroit Lions, Martha Firestone Ford, has decided that the Cachatelli family must sell their 27% ownership in the te…
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - There is lots of joy in Mudville today; ah wrong sport, let's make that Motown. The Detroit Lions die-hard fans are thrilled after team owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, agrees to sign former San Francisco 49ers quarter…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) – Two NFL teams are tied for the worst won-loss record in the NFL. Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba stated that the two teams were the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Detroit Lions, who had abysmally identical…
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The entire Lions organization from the owners, to the coaches, to the players, to the cheerleaders, and even to the hot dog vendors are sick and tired of the team's winless record. Lions coach Dan Campbell told Zorro La…
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that Lions owner Shelia Ford Hamp is one very unhappy woman. Hamp recently told SBG reporter Pico de Gallo, that all of this losing is causing her to have migraine headaches, stomach…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many in the Native-American community are hailing as a big step forward, Danny Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, says that he will be signing 13 Indian players. Sporting Chance magazine said that one o…
PHILADELPHIA - For much of the game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Detroit Lions, Lincoln Financial Field disappeared underneath the tons of snow that began falling two hours before the start of the game. Someone asked if magician David B...
DETROIT - Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who is considered to be the dirtiest player in the NFL, has just made an astounding announcement. Suh, who wears jersey number 90, spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine at...
DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is. And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The ADGA reported that t...
DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...
DETROIT - Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the Chicago Bears had more turnovers than a Bronx bakery (5). And that little stat helped the Lions defeat the boys from the Windy City by a score of 40-32. The Lions coaches were...
DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...
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