BILLINGSGATE POST: The following interview was conducted in the back seat of Slim Everdingle’s 1951 Champion Studebaker on Wednesday, October 19, 2022. Being a vintage car nut, President Biden agreed to the interview, even though his staff warned h…
BILLINGSGATE POST: For the first time since J Edgar Hoover, the FBI will have a director who is not beholden to anyone. Today, President Biden announced that he is replacing Christopher Wray with a man who has no boundaries, a man who can’t be bought…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Although a spokesman for The Church of Rightful Indignation stood by his statement that church member Slim Everdingle claimed to be on first-name terms with God, he conceded that the Slim was using a figure of speech when declari...
BILLINGSGATE POST: To the casual observer, a lady with two sets of eyebrows should not raise eyebrows. But crack detective, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, is not a casual observer. Au contraire. Dirty is all business and some. Besides squeezing...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the asymmetric battle between Iran and the United States, Iran shot down a RQ-4 Global Hawk in retaliation for the Sidewinder attack which took out 63 dromedaries earlier this week. This unmanned drone - which cost American tax...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an extreme example of asymmetric warfare, President Trump retaliated against Iran for attacks on oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by unleashing a barrage of Sidewinder Missiles this morning. Early satellite photos show camel bod...
BILLINGSGATE POST: “SKUNK ALPHA! SKUNK ALPHA!” screamed Navy Ensign Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Slim Everdingle, who was driving the two-seater F-15E Strike Fighter on a routine training mission out of Naval Air Station...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...
BILLINGSGATE POST: “I believe her.” Slim Everdingle told his sidekick. “Irina told me that she threw away my collection of $20 Gold Double Eagles because their dates had expired.” Slim estimated that there were at least 100 of these babies that...
BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...
BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...
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