SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – A retired army general who is now on the San Francisco city council has informed the news media that a North Korean warship was spotted off the coast of San Francisco. General Augustus P. Fesstavelli III stated that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has announced that the United States government has just sold a U.S. destroyer to North Korea. FBI agent Aloysius Browser told the news media that the sale was discovered when a White House cleaning lady…
GUATEMALA CITY – (Satire News) - President Alejandro Giammattei is happy to announce that he has finally found a buyer for the destroyer and the submarine that Guatemala had put on the market a few months ago. He said that, since the nation is in…
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – The president of Guatemala has just informed the citizens of Gua-Gua, as the country is affectionately called by the other Central American countries, that the nation has run out of money. President Alejandro "Guacamole...
Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...
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