The medical classification for people who become attracted to inanimate objects is "objectophilia" or "object-craving." It's considered an embodiment of affection after clinical sociologists Dr. Amy Marsh discovered it's origin to be related to l...
SAN ANTONIO - The former star of Desperate Housewives recently commented that she is seriously thinking about running for political office. The attractive, svelte actress, who was once married to San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, told Political...
HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs. Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy...
LOS ANGELES - The former star of The Desperate Housewives Nicolette Sheridan, who portrayed the astonishingly sexy Edie Britt, is reportedly still extremely upset at the outcome of her wrongful termination lawsuit trial. She testified that she was...
With an aptly named "wrongful termination" charge pending by actor Nicolette Sheridan, the California courts will decide if her job (and her character) was indeed killed off with intentional malice and forethought. Desperate Housewives producers wil...
Billericay, EsSEX: Local, sex-starved women from the bimbo capital of England are desperately searching for their lost G-spot, which doesn't actually seem to exist according to sex-experts at Kings College, London. Hundreds of horny, desperate hou...
HOLLYWOOD - The housewives of Wisteria Lane will become even more desperate as they enter the final season of the hit show Desperate Housewives. The shows producer Marc Cherry said that he does not want to give away too much of the upcoming season...
The Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane are set to draw the blinds on their adventures for the last time. No longer will audiences revel in the misadventures and scheming of Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gabrielle, as sources close to the show say cr...
MIAMI - The producers of the VH1 television series Basketball Wives came out smelling like freshly picked roses. Dade County Circuit Judge Erasmus "The Gray Gavel" Oberdorf ruled against Eva Longoria who was suing on grounds that she was supposed...
(From E! News) - ABC announced today that it would be getting rid of its series "Desperate Housewives" in order to make space for its new series "Desperate Housewives 2." The decision was made by ABC and Marc Cherry. The decision was that it was...
SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...
A UK housewife, described by neighbours as being 'sexually frustrated' today related how she was driven into a sexual frenzy of wanton perverted lust when she was 'taken every which way and then some' by a well endowed burglar. In broad daylight.
SAN ANTONIO - Speaking from her mansion nestled high in The Mucho Gusto Hills of San Antonio, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker has stated that a highly reliable source has informed her that the entire Hispanic population of Arizona is pl...
Former young, talented and sexy actress Nicollette Sheridan has filed suit against producer Marc Cherry for abuse and appalling action. At first we thought it was for her demeaning role in Desperate Housewives but an altercation and her subsequen...
thestig managed to catch up with the lovely Nicolette Sheridan today outside the high court in Mississippi. The ex Housewives star who accused the E4 shows creators of wrongfully terminating her contract and sexually assaulting her, has won her la...
HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the ABC hit series Desperate Housewives Marky Cherry has announced that he has just signed Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston to guest star in at least four episodes of the hit prime time soap opera. Cherr...
Following the widely reported cuts in the GMTV budget (it's estimated that the quality of research on the programme will drop from widely inaccurate to virtually non-existent) the babes fronting the show are becoming increasingly desperate in their e...
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