MIAMI – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the Miami Marlins, Don Mattingly, told reporters that his players are having a hell of time playing in the dreaded Hurricane State heat. He noted that one of his starting infielders got sick after drinking…
Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...
New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...
NEW YORK CITY - Like with most athletes Father Time has now caught up with New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review wrote that Jeter spends most of the game hobbling around on one leg. He is just about at th...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...
NEW YORK CITY - One thing for sure New York Yankees superstar and multi-millionaire Derek Jeter, 37, will never ever go broke. One of the pin stripe heroes overnight girlfriends identified as Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, 26, informed Carolina Chi...
STUPIDVILLE - It was an unfortunate bet on a fortunate player. New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter found himself in a bad bet likened to O.J. Simpson trouble. Jeter embarrassed by the bet was hoping that he would be forgiven, yet to no avail,...
NEW YORK, New York--Manager Joe Girardi claims he wasn't aware of the historical implications of a managerial move he made Tuesday night in a 6-5 loss to the Oakland A's. With none out in the 9th and two on base, Girardi called on the all-time Yan...
The Bronx - Coming off his successful snubbing of Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has announced he will not show up for anymore regular-season games this year. "The All-Star game gave me a chance to test o...
As it turns out, the guy who caught Derek Jeter's Milestone hit and Derek Jeter had actually played on the same little league team when they were kids. The team was coached by Jerry Gassed, who always claimed that the funny smelling liquid in hi...
They guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, who is simply known as the guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, gave the ball back to Derek Jeter without asking for any money at all. He only asked that he be able to give Jeter a big wedgie and a p...
The king of Jordan, upset over all the attention Egypt is getting while its citizens call for reform, has dismissed his entire government Tuesday and appointed a new Czar and Prime Minister with orders to implement political reform. American to Engl...
In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...
New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter had some difficulty Saturday night after the Yankees' 5-2 victory in Detroit.
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