Centennial, CO – The Denver Broncos this off-season are making moves to provide more support for its struggling signal caller. General manager George Paton was quoted as saying, “Listen fellas. When your team is in a great city like ours, the e…
DENVER – (Sports Satire) – There is extreme joy in the Rocky Mountains today, as the Denver Broncos have just signed Tim Tebow to be their new starting quarterback. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, reported that the man who made “Tebowing” a nat…
DURANGO, Colorado – Durango’s Prospectors Bank was nearly robbed yesterday, by an individual who wore a Denver Broncos Coronavirus medical mask. Bank teller, Concordia Dewdusky, 51, told police that a tall Peruvian man with a parrot on his shoulde...
Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver- where the pus of the plains erupts to the surface and spreads like lava over a 155 square radius of otherwise pristine land. Denver- a scab that envelopes the foot of the Rockies and gives them athletes foo...
Denvah, Collie Raddo—Has-been NFL quarterback John L. Way, who now manages to manage the Denvah Broncs, said, “No way will Colon Pencildick play foosball for my team. He stinks.” The has-been quarterback and general manager of the Broncs added, “W...
The New England Patriots were robbed at a chance to recheat as Superbowl Champions, because they had to play the AFC Championship Game away from Gillette Stadium, according to multiple team sources. "It's always harder to win on the road," coach B...
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...
DENVER - The city of Denver is still somewhat downtrodden after the Denver Broncos were blown away in Super Bowl XXII by the Seattle Seahawks 43-8. But Mayor Michael B. Hancock has informed the Mile High City news media that Denver has just been n...
DENVER - One of the NFL's greatest quarterbacks has hinted that he may consider hanging up his football cleats. Peyton Manning spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he still cannot believe that his Denver Bronc...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev appeared on The View and told Whoopi Goldberg that she had bet on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. Nina said that she had made a bet with Russell Brand that if the Denver Bronc...
Mastermind Stephen Hawking talked to reporters this morning that he had been reading the news this morning and has admitted that he had helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl. He claims that it was an accident on his part. "Gentleman ca...
DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...
NEW YORK CITY - Many of the leading sportswriters in the country are still stunned at the way that the Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Denver Broncos in their 43-8 Super Bowl XLVIII victory. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated th...
SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Obama watched the Seattle Seahawks totally annihilate the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII, he thought about his fellow world leader Vladimir Putin of Russia. As soon as the game was over he told Vice-Presid...
NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...
LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Betting Coalition has just issued a report stating that Super Bowl XLVIII has just set a record for bets. An insider stated that as of Saturday morning, February 1, at 11:45 a.m. the total amount of money that had been be...
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