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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Bringing Basketball to the East

Dennis Rodman Bringing Basketball to the East

Since Kim Jong Dong is bored and wants to fire off a few nuclear missiles to show his Chinese masters that he’s a big boy now and has enough weight to throw around (even though the world laughs and laughs at him), he has hired Dennis Rodman, an old f…

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Funny story: North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that the North Korean leader has just hired retired Chicago Bulls super star Dennis Rodman to be the coach of his North Korean Olympic basketball team. Ci…

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Funny story: A 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo

A 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Los Angeles Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team to Get The C-19 Vaccine

LeBron James Says The Los Angeles Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team to Get The C-19 Vaccine

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – LeBron James was thrilled beyond belief that his Los Angeles Lakers have been chosen by the Supreme Court to be the first U.S. sports team to receive the Coronavirus vaccine. James was told by Speaker-of-the-House Nan…

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Funny story: Rodman accuses Banksy of plagiarism because he painted multi-colored cauliflower-heads on a UK wall!

Rodman accuses Banksy of plagiarism because he painted multi-colored cauliflower-heads on a UK wall!

(UNEDITED) Lover of utter extremities, and Kim Jong Un, but not in a gay way, Dennis Rodman, has discovered controversial Brit undercover artist, Banksy, has been depicting what he believes are copies of his outrageous hairstyles! Dennis, a renow…

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency. Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and…

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He is Smitten With Kim Jong-un’s Little Sister Kim Yo-jong

Dennis Rodman Said He is Smitten With Kim Jong-un’s Little Sister Kim Yo-jong

PYONGYANG, North Korea – Former NBA basketball star, Dennis Rodman, has been friends with North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un since Columbus Day of 2013. Rodman, who stands 6-foot-7-inches tall, clearly towers over Kim, who stands 5-foot-7-inc...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

LOS ANGELES – One of the NBA’s greatest rebounders has informed the news media that he will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea, to visit his BFF, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, in the hospital. Rodman, who has more tattoos, piercings, and gold j...

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet. "We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...

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Funny story: North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...

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Funny story: "The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

"The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

Hollywood, CA Sony announced today that even though their movie The Interview caused international incidents, possible financial ruin, terrorist threats, hack attacks, and chastisement by President Obama, they would be filming a sequel in the next f...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Using the leverage gained from capturing the Sony computer network, Kim Jung Un announced today from Pyongyang that he has directed Sony's Board of Directors to replace the current CEO with his friend Dennis Rodman. Mr. Rodman...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

After another all-nighter on the Las Vegas Strip, former NBA Star Dennis Rodman woke up in a young woman's room to a loud banging on the door. "At first I thought it was her husband or boyfriend," said Rodman. "Can't tell you how many times shit l...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Pyongyang, North Korea-Dennis Rodman, BFF of Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, made Kim bend to his will and free two American prisoners from North Korean labor camps, it was announced yesterday. (Rodman also mentioned that it was he who t...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman. "I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like...

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