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Funny story: UK defence secretary given £750 million to fortify south and east coastlines!

UK defence secretary given £750 million to fortify south and east coastlines!

The UK, apart from Scotland, has been busy strengthening their eastern frontier as B-Day approaches and it leaves the EU. All WW2 concrete bunkers from Cornwall to Scotland's eastern border have been refurbished, disinfected of their urine stench,…

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Funny story: Obama responds to Chuck Hagel rumors with crafty ringtone message

Obama responds to Chuck Hagel rumors with crafty ringtone message

Washington AC/DC - "Either our Commander-in-Chief has gone completely doolally," former US Senator from Nebraska Chuck Hagel said today, "or I'm misinterpretatin' the subtlety of his response!" The comments come amid reports that Hagel is in shock...

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Funny story: Magic FM DJ Dr Fox apologises for wrongdoing

Magic FM DJ Dr Fox apologises for wrongdoing

In a statement outside 10 Downing Street, Magic FM DJ and coalition Defence secretary Doctor Neil "Foxy" Fox said: "I want to apologise. I should not have allowed personal loyalty to a friend interfere with my duties as a Minister. I have spoken a...

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Funny story: Defense Spending to be Reduced

Defense Spending to be Reduced

Washington DC: President Elect Obama has informally asked his Secretary of Defense Robert Gates to think about how defense spending could be cut, without sacrificing military systems development, operational readiness and troop welfare. The Presi...

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Funny story: Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

Rumsfeld: "I'm mad at myself because . . . ( Hw'm I doing with this B.S., George?)"

4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...

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