The UK, apart from Scotland, has been busy strengthening their eastern frontier as B-Day approaches and it leaves the EU. All WW2 concrete bunkers from Cornwall to Scotland's eastern border have been refurbished, disinfected of their urine stench,…
Washington AC/DC - "Either our Commander-in-Chief has gone completely doolally," former US Senator from Nebraska Chuck Hagel said today, "or I'm misinterpretatin' the subtlety of his response!" The comments come amid reports that Hagel is in shock...
In a statement outside 10 Downing Street, Magic FM DJ and coalition Defence secretary Doctor Neil "Foxy" Fox said: "I want to apologise. I should not have allowed personal loyalty to a friend interfere with my duties as a Minister. I have spoken a...
Washington DC: President Elect Obama has informally asked his Secretary of Defense Robert Gates to think about how defense spending could be cut, without sacrificing military systems development, operational readiness and troop welfare. The Presi...
Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.
4-7-04 - Donald Rumsfield, Defense Secretary, said today that he is "Mad at himself" for not having learned earlier of American abuses of Iraqi captives despite his having been told of them months earlier by his generals. He also said that he is "Mad at himself" for not having told the President about them until recently although he told the President about them months ago and...
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