Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…
A man who took extraordinary steps to resolve a particularly difficult situation, says he would do exactly the same thing again if necessary. As tricky situations go, the one faced by Englishman, Moys Kenwood, couldn't have been much trickier. It...
Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...
A TOWN mayor has said he is baffled by an Isle of Wight Council decision. The Isle of Wight Council, which made the decision is sticking by the decision despite opposition from the Mayor. Council spokeman Gordon Gillies says "It is the right of...
Her entire life, 48-year-old Libra Madison Powell heard the constant refrain, "Stop being so indecisive!" And she tried, she really did. As a child, she practiced making smaller decisions of lesser import, like choosing Cheerios over Raisin Bran for her breakfast - only to find herself plagued with doubts while eating her Cheerios, wondering whether the Raisin Bran, or even Corn Flakes, might...
The average person will make 773,618 decisions over a lifetime - and will come to regret 143,262 of them. A typical adult makes 27 judgments a day - usually starting with whether to turn off the alarm or hit snooze. And each decision can take u...
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