Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...
Thunderbird puppet David Milliband is to go to work for International Rescue in New York. The marionette will now be dancing to the tune of Hillary Clinton to help her get reelected in 2016. The 'buzz-cut' banana wielding Blairite is getting tired o...
The world had responded excitingly to the news that David Miliband has quit the heady world of politics to join International Rescue. At a press conference this morning held on Tracy Island, former astronaut, Jeff Tracy, head of the Tracy family,...
The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut-back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...
The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...
Up to now, the political world was only aware of two Millibands, Ed and David, one the leader of the British Labour Party, the other, not the leader of the Brritish Labour Party. The rest of the family have always stayed firmly in the background.
The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up. Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...
A recent nation wide survey has produced worrying results for Ed Milliband and the Labour Party. An Ipsos Mori poll commissioned amongst Labour voters has revealed that the party is an even worse state than previously feared. 55% of those polle...
The new Labour leader, Ed Imliband has said he will help his brother in his new career. David Imliband, after loosing Labour leadership elections, has decided to leave front-line politics, to become a nurse. He said "I don't feel comfortable, w...
Disappointed candidate for the leadership of the Labour Party, David Milliband, pipped on the post by his brother Ed, is heading for a new job as President of North Korea. 'This position is becoming vacant and I was head hunted by the North Korean...
There isn't just David and Ed you know, as well as Glen, reports are coming in from all over the place that Miliband looky likeys are popping up quicker than you can say something that is quick and easy to say and rolls of the tongue with alacrity, l...
Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...
Labour Party leader Ed Milliband revealed that he and fellow leadership candidate David Milliband are brothers and have been for many years. Apparently, the two men, who both applied for the top job in the Shadow Cabinet, share not only the same fath...
David/Ed Miliband has won a mandate from the Labour Party and prepares to lead the party in opposition. Ed / David said the win was "a great honour/surprise" and assured voters that party will not "lurch to the left/right" under his leadership an...
They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...
It was a great triumph for the Labour Party. They beat the Conservatives and the Lib Dems, who came nowhere, in the election for their leader. As votes cast for unsuccessful candidates were allocated to Ed and David Milliband, Ed overtook his brother and won. 'It is a great voting system' said Ed 'it must be because it voted me in.' 'Then why isn't this great voting system of allocating...
New Labour leader Ed Miliband has been ordered by his mother to share the party leadership with elder brother David. Just hours after he had narrowly beaten his brother in the leadership contest, 40-year-old Ed was banished to his bedroom to refle...
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