Anne Carradine, the widow of David Carradine has sued the French Company that was making the movie that starred Carradine in Thailand when the actor's naked body was found hanging in a closet. According to the terms, Carradine, like all actors hi...
Bored, alone, David Carradine decided to watch porn and play with whatever popped up. David Carradine's wife is suing the production company of the movie he was shooting when he died, claiming the company should never have left David alone with a...
Des Moines, Iowa - (Ligatures): "Is the band's name a major clue to his sudden death?" bewildered fans asked today as the lifeless body of the 38 year-old Slipknot bassist was found in an Urbandale motel room. According to preliminary reports t...
Police in New York City say they have found proof that mimic, Honus Snell, was not only the person on some recent Michael Jackson telephone tapes but that he has made and sold hundreds of thousands of such tapes over the years. "It could even run...
Castleton, Vermont - (RIP Mess): Conspiracy winguts are trawling cyberspace for the merest hint of 'silken ropes' and/or 'anal nightrate' following the suspicious death at a Vermont gallery today of Mia Farrow's sculptor brother Patrick. Farrow, 6...
Bangkok, Thailand - Refusing to comment on whether their latest warning to men not to Twitter while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation masturbation was the cause of death of David Carradine, Bangkok police reiterated their warning instead. "Men.
Bangkok, Thailand - Bangkok police have just confirmed that they recovered a digital camera containing footage of the last moments of David Carradine's life days after his death. The camera was discovered and turned into police by a hotel maid who fo...
Phuket - (Silken Ropes Ass Mess): A Bangcock Coroner has ordered a re-enactment of David Carradine's hotel tool cupboard choking sex game after finding a tattoo of a naked, prepubescent Bristol Palin on the Kill Bill actor's private parts. Volunte...
Bangkok, Thailand - No matter how alluring this singles ad: "SAF Looking to Choke and Chuff your Chubby in a Bangkok Hotel Closet. Discretion Optional", Bangkok police are strongly advising men not to answer it. At least that is the warning they are...
There was controversy in a Bangkok wardrobe this week, when David Carradine, the former Kung Fu legend, was found dead in amongst his clothes at one of the city's top hotels. Carradine, real name Bill, was staying at the 5-star Swissotel Nai Lert...
Bangkok, Thailand Thai coroners have ruled the cause of death of the former "Kung Fu" TV master, David Carradine, as death by assisted suicide, which seems to contradict earlier reports that the 1970s actor died by autoerotic asphyxiation. "We...
London - (Royal Perversion Mess): "Just another closet queen hoist by her own petard!" was the only comment from royal protection officers this morning after a gagged and naked Queen Elizabeth was discovered trussed up, a la David Carradine, in a se...
(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...
Bangkok, Thailand - Sources reveal that David Carradine's alleged death by auto-erotic asphyxiation was actually an audition for a new celebrity reality t.v. show to be sponsored by a leading sexual performance drug manufacturer. The series, tenta...
Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - American actor Billy Killadeen was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand today according to a report by Thai police. Though his career as an actor began in the mid-60's, Killadeen became popular in the 70's for his wo...
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