LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – World-famed magician and illusionist David Blaine was in Sin City performing one of his most intricate illusionist tricks ever, and was supposed to have made an entire circus tent, filled with a dozen elephants, 6 tigers,…
No, no, a thousand times NO, say frogs. And most people would probably agree. But, sadly, magician David Blaine must have missed the memo, since his performance at a Google retreat included coughing up a live frog and then -- ugh -- swallowing it again. Good grief, wouldn't you think this would be an inappropriate performance for the Google crowd? In any case, the furious frog who was...
A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...
The Pope has challenged famous magician David Blaine to a public miracle competition. Pope Benedict told this website: "Yeah, yeah - I've seen what this Blaine can do.All very clever in its own way - fasting for days, frozen in time, fake drowning. B...
David Blaine sat in the background while The View was on live for four and a half days, breaking the old record set by Jonathon Winters two years ago, who made it through three days and fifteen minutes. "I knew this would be the Biggie", stated Bl...
Stunt man and Magician David Blaine's mother-in-law has disappeared and police are searching everywhere Blaine has been over the past four days. Actually he was in a block of ice inside the downstairs lobby of ABC's Good Morning America, but he wa...
LONDON - In what has got to be London-born magician Derren Brown's most amazing magical feat ever, he has managed to make Brooklyn-born magician David Blaine disappear. Last month at a magic show in Waterloo, Iowa, Blaine tried to make Brown disap...
David Blaine today revealed that the 'Credit Crunch' was his greatest illusion to date. The weirdo magician was said to be laughing on the other side of his face (a trick he perfected in 1998) at the turmoil in the global money markets. "I simp...
Stupid magician David Blaine was today being sued under the trades description act after his "Dive of Death" didn't cause his untimely death. Literally dozens of fans waited until the end of his stunt to see him "dive to his death." When this didn...
As David Blaine began his latest stunt, the Guinness World Records company have revealed that no matter how long he hangs it will not be a world record. Spokesman Cedric Bigglesworth said "Mr Blaine has forgotten that hanging upside down is nothin...
US illusionist David Blaine is to take on his biggest challenge yet in a feat of endurance that has silenced even his harshest critics. "I will go to new parts of my mind, " he said, "I will wake up at six thirty every morning and travel to an of...
Magic man David Blaine has made an outrageous claim saying he is "the reincarnation of Gandalf The Great". Whilst appearing on Oprah Winfrey last night, Blaine, 50, claimed that he is indeed the reincarnation of the famed wizard. "I've known fo...
American magician David Blaine set a new campaign stunt record yesterday by holding North Carolina governor Mike Easley, who said Tuesday that Ms Clinton "makes Rocky Balboa look like a pansy" and possibly derailing Hillary Clinton&...
CHICAGO, IL - The crowd was hushed. David Blaine's face was the picture of pure concentration. Oprah sat patiently in her signature interviewer's chair. Then suddenly, with a gasp from the crowd and a squeal from Oprah, the chair began to...
Delusionist David Blaine, held his ego in check for a full seventeen minutes 4 seconds on the Oprah Winfrey show today.
Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...
Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.
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