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Funny story: Danny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion

Danny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion

Former football hooligan, alleged hard man, and Eastenders actor Danny Dyer said Russia's invasion of Ukraine marked a "deep rupture in Europe's history following the end of the Cold War'' and he's having "none of this bollocks". Russian missiles…

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Funny story: Danny Dyer to Host Britain's Hardest Satire Writers

Danny Dyer to Host Britain's Hardest Satire Writers

Cockney hard man Danny Dyer is to embark on his toughest mission yet: rolling with the tough guys of Britain's amateur satire writing scene, and it's going to get messy. The six episode series will begin Wednesday on Sky 3, sandwiched between Ross...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer to play East End hard man in new film

Danny Dyer to play East End hard man in new film

Movie news now, and in a marked departure from previous roles, Danny Dyer is expected to play a trash-talking, Cockerknee Geezer type in his latest film project. With the working title "Apples", after the Cockney rhyming slang "Apples and Pears" (st...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer To Play Pixie In New Movie Project

Danny Dyer To Play Pixie In New Movie Project

Faux-hardnut and ponce, Danny Dyer, is to star in a movie about wizards and mystical, magical happenings. The screenplay, a direct cash-in on the whole Harry Potter theme, was written by a team of bored writers in Hollywood looking to make a quick...

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Funny story: Danny In Dyer Film

Danny In Dyer Film

Danny Dyer's latest film "Pimp" bombed at the cinema on it's opening weekend, where just 24 seats were sold, making a pittance of £205. The docu-film style gritty story is set in Soho and is said to be an insight into the street lives of prostitutes...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer Joins The Spoof

Danny Dyer Joins The Spoof

Danny Dyer has joined the Spoof as guest columnist, following the success of his advice column in Zoo magazine. Dyer, a film actor and talented writer, is said to be delighted with the offer made by editor Mark Lowton. The actor's advice to one re...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer to be given his own Postcode

Danny Dyer to be given his own Postcode

Danny Dyer has announced that he is to be given his own East End Postcode. The 32-year-old actor admitted that he no longer considers himself an actor and is now officially a London Postal District. Dyer, who previously had his own Deadliest M...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer's new documentary

Danny Dyer's new documentary

Cockney hard-man and all round dangerous bloke to know, Danny Dyer has revealed his new Television project. The programme is called: 'Danny Dyer's A nice cup of Tea and a sit down'. It is currently filming, with many of the stunts being performed...

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