Damien Hirst put a tiger shark into a glass box filled with green goo, and called it a masterpiece. Now he’s thinking of an even more revolutionary project, but involving a real person. Will she go for it? He has contacted Liz Truss’ office…
Rumours are rife in the world of art, that Damien Hirst, the artist who is repeatedly lampooned for being a non-artist, and for copying the work of others, has made a strange stipulation within his last will and testament, which will see him respectf...
At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...
We met up with the perpetually elusive Brit artist Banksy at a pub in Soho London, the same pub ironically where J.K Rowling allegedly met her future publishing agent Christopher Little. Banksy wore a woollen mask and shades. Our reporter from "Hoodwinked" recorded the conversation. An Interview with Banksy Q. Would you call yourself a capitalist? B. No way. Loathe it. Q. Why do you st...
Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...
London - A telepathic war of words is suspected by museum curators monitoring the infamous life-sized Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull found in Belize circa 1924. The pre-Columbian Mesoamerican artefuct is thought to be 'having a mental war' with Dam...
Notorious multi-millionaire artist Damien Hirst is making the streets and parks of London a little more colourful by painting miniature pictures on pieces of dog excrement. "My whole career has consisted of polishing turds." says Brit Art's 'Bad L...
World famous con-man, better known as the artist Damian Hirst is starting a brand new career. . .as an artist! This announcement has shocked the world because everybody was conned into thinking that's what Damian had been doing all the time.
A very cutting documentary has been released about Damian Hirst, his gallerists, the auctioneers, the contemporary art world generally and how the fuck they all manipulate the astronomical prices of their so called works of very crappy, contemporary...
Fine Art Reporting Team - SMEARGATE, Santiago Sierra's shit blocks , Sotheby's selling Manzoni's canned caca from the seventies, Gilbert & George illuminated Crap Scapes. It just seems to go on and on. Is nothing tethered down in the Art world. W...
Fresh from his gigantic rip-off art auction at London's Sotheby's where he netted a cool £95.7 million for pickled dead animals and other 'must have' items, Damien Hirst wasted no time and today announced his next ambitious project. Following upo...
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nikita Khrushchev Mess): NATO bigwigs reckon the IRA Puppet Monarch may not survive the most cataclysmic Autumn Equinox since Alaric, king of the Visigoths, sacked Rome in 410 AD. "She's like some cloven-hooved beastie...
Damien Hirst, the Turner Award winner and talented 'artist', is to follow up a recent Sotheby's auction of his best and most sought-after prize artworks, by getting rid of the rest of his shite in a Jumble Sale. The 223-item lot raised over £111mi...
Not long after his record breaking Sotherby's auction of dead rotting stuff dressed up as art to idiot elites who have nothing better to spend their money on, now that they've become board of normal things such as mansions, cars, planes and unlimited...
Semi-pickled nylon clad monarch The Queen today unveiled a Damien Hirst designed memorial to all the insects and plants killed in World War Two. The piece depicts a woodlouse being cruelly fumigated by Nazi pest police.
Damien Hurst has been acclaimed as the world's richest living artist.
Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.
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