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Funny story: The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The happiest pro sports cheerleader in history is Staci Dinndabaca. The 26-year-old 'rah-rah' girl has just received a ton of money from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Jones decided…

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Funny story: One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The best cheerleading squad in the entire world has just been informed that next year their already skimpy shorts will become even more skimpier. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrate…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Sportapalooza is reporting that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is vehemently denying that he is the father of Cowboys Cheerleader Missy Buzzavino’s twin baby girls, Aarona and Aaronette. Rodgers,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

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Funny story: Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…

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Funny story: The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The billionaire owner of the Dallas Cowboys has just announced to the sports media that his ‘female’ pride and joy, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are going overseas to be goodwill ambassadors. Dallas owner Jerry Jones,…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve Says He Wants To Leave The Houston Astros

Jose Altuve Says He Wants To Leave The Houston Astros

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, one of the most popular Astros players in the history of the team has hinted that he may be requesting to be traded. SBG sports writer Zorro La Bamba, met with Altuve at a local Barb…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

CANTON, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones told Cinderella St. Lamb with the Balls News Agency that he is getting tired-as-hell of seeing his team lose. He said that he is so stressed out that he is even having a problem getting it up in the bed…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros May Go Back To Using Their Original Name

The Houston Astros May Go Back To Using Their Original Name

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The sports world is abuzz with news that Houston Astros owner Jim “Whopping” Crane is toying with the idea of changing the team name back to it’s original name, The Colt 45’s. Back in 1962, the newly formed team was lau…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Scores Touchdown

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Scores Touchdown

Everything comes to those who wait, and, for those patient Dallas Cowboys fans, their long wait certainly paid off yesterday with a 30-7 win against the Cincinnati Bengals, a win made even more satisfying after one of their cheerleaders scored one of…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…

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