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Funny story: Pom-Pom Mishap Ends in Beer Belly Filler

Pom-Pom Mishap Ends in Beer Belly Filler

A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, Anita Bonita, had a pom-pom malfunction, and three people in the front row were hospitalized. “I don’t know what happened – it was in my hand one minute, and hurting people the next. I thought pom-poms were our friends…

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Funny story: A Sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Will Soon Become The Bride of A Multi-Billionaire Egyptian Prince

A Sexy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Will Soon Become The Bride of A Multi-Billionaire Egyptian Prince

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Tortilla Torres with The Sports Mirror has just revealed that a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, just spoke with her and informed her that she has resigned from the world-famous cheerleading squad. Madison Powergate,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Donate $65,000 To Ukraine's War Effort

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Donate $65,000 To Ukraine's War Effort

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…

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Funny story: A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Talks Candidly About The Charges That She's A Russian KGB Spy

A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Talks Candidly About The Charges That She's A Russian KGB Spy

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Candace "Candy" Nippovich, has been cheering for the Dallas Cowboys for two years. Her boss Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently told Sportapalooza Sports writer Pia Confetti, that not only is she one of the prettiest and…

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Funny story: One Of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Has Been Fired For Having A Racist Father, Brothers, An Uncle, And a Second Cousin

One Of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Has Been Fired For Having A Racist Father, Brothers, An Uncle, And a Second Cousin

DALLAS - (Satire News) - Jerry Jones has just announced that he has had to fire one of his newest members of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders squad. Jones told Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba that the reason why he fired 24-year-old Yvett…

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Funny story: A Very Sexy Ex-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Has Been Elected Sheriff of Galveston County

A Very Sexy Ex-Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Has Been Elected Sheriff of Galveston County

GALVESTON, Texas - (Satire News) - A hot, sexy, sensuous woman, who was a member of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, has just been elected sheriff of Galveston County. Libby Upperweather, who stands 5-foot-6-inches, weighs 119-pounds, and proudly p…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Signed An Amazing 6-Foot-9-Inch Tall Soccer-Style Field Goal Kicker

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Signed An Amazing 6-Foot-9-Inch Tall Soccer-Style Field Goal Kicker

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Reports coming out of CowboyLand, say that Jerry Jones, the owner of the most expensive team in professional sports, is as happy as a group of termites at a pencil manufacturing plant. Jones who is 79, but at times look…

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Funny story: The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The happiest pro sports cheerleader in history is Staci Dinndabaca. The 26-year-old 'rah-rah' girl has just received a ton of money from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Jones decided…

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Funny story: One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The best cheerleading squad in the entire world has just been informed that next year their already skimpy shorts will become even more skimpier. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrate…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Sportapalooza is reporting that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is vehemently denying that he is the father of Cowboys Cheerleader Missy Buzzavino’s twin baby girls, Aarona and Aaronette. Rodgers,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

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Funny story: Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…

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Funny story: The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The billionaire owner of the Dallas Cowboys has just announced to the sports media that his ‘female’ pride and joy, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are going overseas to be goodwill ambassadors. Dallas owner Jerry Jones,…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve Says He Wants To Leave The Houston Astros

Jose Altuve Says He Wants To Leave The Houston Astros

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, one of the most popular Astros players in the history of the team has hinted that he may be requesting to be traded. SBG sports writer Zorro La Bamba, met with Altuve at a local Barb…

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