GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay. Brisket asked him about…
DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…
LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The billionaire owner of the Dallas Cowboys has just announced to the sports media that his ‘female’ pride and joy, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are going overseas to be goodwill ambassadors. Dallas owner Jerry Jones,…
LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.” And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville. The club’s o…
Following the Cleveland Indians and the Washington Redskins, the Dallas team in the National Football League has announced that when the season begins the team will no longer carry the nickname Cowboys. Until a new nickname is adopted, the team will…
CANTON, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones told Cinderella St. Lamb with the Balls News Agency that he is getting tired-as-hell of seeing his team lose. He said that he is so stressed out that he is even having a problem getting it up in the bed…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…
(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Cowboys owner, general manager, and sometimes bus driver, Jerry Jones, says that, after winning their third game in a row, his team can smell the playoffs. Jones stressed that the Cowboys are playing pretty much flawless…
DALLAS – (Sports News) – The victorious Dallas Cowboys, for the second week in a row, have put a huge Big D-sized smile on owner Jerry Jones' face, as quarterback Andy Dalton got the 'boys all friggin fired up. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gaze…
CINCINNATI – (Sports Satire) – After being in a stupor for weeks and weeks, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally managed to do something he had literally forgotten how to do – he smiled. The 78-year-old Jones told Dakota Bazooka, with Sports Balls Il…
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
