LONDON – (Satire News) – Piers Morgan is reporting that Britain’s mid-market newspaper, The Daily Mail, has just been purchased by the biggest corporation in the entire world Bezos-Musk Inc. Jeff Bezos said that they will be changing the name of t…
Stephen Ponsebury has realised, perhaps too late that by reading The Daily Mail for the past six years he has filled his head with too much right-wing bullshit, and now knows too much about Carol Vorderman and the Royal Family. 'It was dreadful, i…
Daily Mail writer Valerie Worthington is now asking for privacy, after a bit of a do in her private life. Mrs Worthington, who has famously put her daughter on the stage, said 'At this very painful time, I ask for privacy, so that I can make my pe…
Is there a Daily Mail reader in your life? Do you have a relative that spouts views that would be embarrassing in an 89-year-old, but they are in their thirties? Do they buy the Daily Mail in a shop, bravely taking it home to read? Do they d…
Shane Meadowside, 39, has revealed that, unlike most people, he still reads the Daily Mail for the insightful news content, rather than to simply post unpleasant things about people he doesn't know like most people seem to. Talking earlier, he sai…
Alcohol giants Heineken have announced record profits this year thanks to improved sales of non-alcoholic drinks. We at Back and to the Left news believed that the only non-alcoholic beverage available was water, and we get that from the sea. So how...
The Daily Mail have boasted about their campaign to help the NHS, in which 11,000 people have volunteered to spend a few hours a week helping the underfunded service. Tabloid editor Geordie Greig said, "Why, if only the greedy money-grabbing nurses w...
In a diatribe today under the headline "Brexit Traitors", Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre, writing from his EU funded estate in Scotland, rails against the length of time Brexit is taking. He calls Prime MInister Theresa May a "fucking Remainer bitch" a...
Insane and somewhat destructive news has come hurtling out of Sweden today as the country admitted that it’s famed “Swedish Meatballs” are in fact “Turkish”. At the mention of foreigners Brexiteers were up in arms and The Daily Mail published a “are...
A secret cabinet office memorandum has been obtained by political editor Paxton Quigley, which admits that under European Union procurement rules the contract for printing new sterling banknotes will be awarded to the Polish national bank. Paxton...
The Rothermere owned Daily Mail is offering an interesting prize for reports of anti-semitism in the Labour Party. In the dungeons at the Daily Mail ofices are huge bundles of Blackshirts, now sought after by collectors of pre-war memorborilia and...
Back and to the Left news has today teamed up with the Daily Mail to bring you the top five surprising signs you definitely have cancer: 1. Being a “reomoaner”: Does the fact that the glorious new dawn of Brexit cause you to complain and bleat lik...
Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has blasted Virgin Railways for banning the Daily Mail. Or as we at Back and to the Left news refer to it as "A Rag for people who love racism to have a wank over". Boris, who looked like he'd been drinking but he a...
A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...
09-10-2016 16.00 hrs - Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter...
Serialisation of the unauthorised biography of David Cameron continues today in the Daily Mate. Sources close to Lord Asscroft have indicated that they once heard the story from his "Bullington Club" days. The only witness to the brutal murder of Coc...
Pulp fiction bohemian, notable public figure, economic migrant and Daily Mail man of letters Richard Littlejohn has recently written and provided a measured and balanced response™... To Operation Yewtree's relentless persecution of countless dead white men (and the occasional dead non-white person). The loony lefty Operation Yewtree campaign has been off the news for months, but it pro...
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