THE ENGLISH CHANNEL – (Satire News) – In a story that is currently developing, England's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a British cruise ship, The Sarah Ferguson, has been hijacked by Costa Rican pirates. Word filtering out of the majestically lu…
ARLINGTON, Virginia - Reports from several of the nation’s leading newspapers, say that the world’s cruise lines are expressing great concern over the recent rumors coming out of the Swampland (aka D.C.) A representative for The Wonder Cruise Lin...
PANAMA CITY – The mayor of Panama City, has just informed the media that he plans to shut down the Panama Canal. Mayor Alfredo Chorizo stressed that dozens of canal workers have expressed to him the safety concern that when a cruise ship travels t...
GALVESTON - It is no secret that every cruise line company in the United States and the world is suffering due to the Coronavirus pandemic. And for that reason the Empress of The High Seas Cruise Line is making a tremendous once in a life time of...
Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us when we asked him what’s new. Vacationers sign a waiver that t...
Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey. The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th. "We are living in absolu...
Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...
62% of Americans don't know what the constitution is - they have no idea of what's in it. 51% believe it establishes a Christian nation. 1 in 4 believes that the sun revolves around the earth. 70% of Americans don't believe in evolution which is...
The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...
According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...
MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the...
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
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